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TK suicide pact idea

Does Jizz burn?
 
I blew my brains out tonight
I took a plight
when he took a flight
and did not return

I swallowed that pill
it wouldn't go down
took me three swallows
and I said thank you
 
Okay, how about we all masturbate at the exact same time?
 
Okay, how about we all masturbate at the exact same time?

I'm in. In fact I'm masturbating right now. Quick everybody join in before I finish! Hurry. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Too late.
 
well this thread took an different turn
 
p.s. I don't think the suicide pact thing is working out.
 
Okay, how about we all masturbate at the exact same time?
Well, I got THIS change of plans a little latish. If you see a youtube called "Hamster drinks koolaid" ignore it - I'm off to the ER, again.
 
That was just regular Koolaid anyway.
 
What flavor?
 
Chances are I'm masturbating at any given moment, so this works better for me than the suicide thing.
 
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