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TK War - The Score

Atlas_Collins said:
You're OK, Eloisel. If you ever wanna join a Valhalla expeditionary force I'm sure we could find a stylish horned helmet and an underwire-support breatplate for you.

;)
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Is the underwire double-reinforced?
 
eloisel said:
Interesting. So, you're story about the carnival was a personal one. I'm sorry. Didn't realize I was dealing with a former retard.
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Aww.
 
eloisel said:
See Rules of Engagement, Rule #3.

Play or get off my field.
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Gentlemen, is it possible she's having a meltdown, the dangerous kind?
 
Messenger said:
Gentlemen, is it possible she's having a meltdown, the dangerous kind?
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She's menopausal?
 
^When in doubt, insult women at the blood level :bigass:
 
Conchaga said:
She's menopausal?
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Please, please do not ever post that word again. I suddenly feel ill once again! Where once I was horny, that's gone now, quite possibly FOREVER! Bitch!
 
Messenger said:
Gentlemen, is it possible she's having a meltdown, the dangerous kind?
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Oh, wouldn't that be fun! You should start running now in case I ever do.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Please, please do not ever post that word again. I suddenly feel ill once again! Where once I was horny, that's gone now, quite possibly FOREVER! Bitch!
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Which is a good thing, really. You were looking at me like Bad Dog looks at you. I thought I might have to put your eyeballs out on the spot to make you a warrior again.
 
Menopause isn't a laughing matter.
 
It's nothing to sniff at.
 
jack said:
It's nothing to sniff at.
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Christ on a stick! What were you thinking posting that! Shit, now I need to go blow my nose. Suddenly I have sensed this strange odour wafting up towards my nose and the mention of 'meno...' has me gasping for air. I have run outside already and puked. Now you will have me believing my pneumonia has returned! As I have stated already, if there is one thing in this world that turns me into a pussy, it's pneumonia. Post to the effect that I am a wuss. I care not, for pneumonia made me its bitch! Now you people keep posting about meno..! Fuck that! Shut the fuck up about that lest I suddenly decide to swear off females forever! That is blatantly disgusting, and meant to force me to puke!
 
eloisel said:
Which is a good thing, really. You were looking at me like Bad Dog looks at you. I thought I might have to put your eyeballs out on the spot to make you a warrior again.
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Warriors cannot become horny for members of the female persuasion (stop winking at me MESSY)? Say it isn't so! Else I will decide to rejoin the civilian ranks!
 
I think you may be confusing menopause with menstruation.
 
I hate to post something negative in public about somebody I actually quite respect, eloisel, but reading this 'TK War' thing was fucking painful.

I mean, how much time can you waste re-interating what you have stated before umpteen times before - that you hate Messenger? At least you know where you stand with the ragheads when they burn an effigy instead of all this fucking dumb point-taking.

Have Three Gagh points for providing TK with some more spammy shit, at the least. Seeing as you seem to like points, I'm sure they may serve some purpose and actually provide you with a point.
 
Gagh said:
I hate to post something negative in public about somebody I actually quite respect, eloisel, but reading this 'TK War' thing was fucking painful.

I mean, how much time can you waste re-interating what you have stated before umpteen times before - that you hate Messenger? At least you know where you stand with the ragheads when they burn an effigy instead of all this fucking dumb point-taking.

Have Three Gagh points for providing TK with some more spammy shit, at the least. Seeing as you seem to like points, I'm sure they may serve some purpose and actually provide you with a point.
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Well, sugar, I adore you. Actually, I don't hate Messenger. I thought he'd be more fun to play with, that's all. My bad.
 
And Gagh calls me "middle aged"...
 
jack said:
And Gagh calls me "middle aged"...
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You are middle-aged.
 
bump
 
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