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TKER you'd most like to have sex with.
- Thread starter BlazerBoy
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SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
ROCK ON
Starship Coyote
Coyote Rising
Shal.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
CoyoteUgly said:
I know who CU wishes to have sex with. HIMSELF. :laugh: His hand sees more action than most playboys do.
Starship Coyote
Coyote Rising
SaintLucifer said:
I started to post a reply related to bitchslapping you, but I see the admins fuck with you enough.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
CoyoteUgly said:I started to post a reply related to bitchslapping you, but I see the admins fuck with you enough.
You mean they 'try' to fuck with me enough. A shame they fail to understand they are completely outmatched by a superior intellect. Even with 5 of them I still outnumber them. :laugh:
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
Honestly? Love Child, of course.
Because it's her or Eggs and you know old Loki makes me question myself and that is uncomfortable.
Because it's her or Eggs and you know old Loki makes me question myself and that is uncomfortable.
Starship Coyote
Coyote Rising
SaintLucifer said:
And you'll really show'em one day, won't you? We all just need to wait...we'll see.
Sarek
Vuhlkansu Wihs
SaintLucifer said:
Quite possible. But he is married so apparently someone wants him. And that's where any similarity between you two would end. I can't honestly believe anyone on a higher mental plane than comatose would give you the time of day for sexual purposes.
Atleast I hope not. There's enough retarded children in the system as it is.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
BlazerBoy said:Having sex with me is just like having sex with Eggs. We are interchangeable, see.
So if a man sticks his cock into a bowl of stirred eggs, that would be the equivalent of having sex with you??? Alright. If you say so. Damn. We get them all in here.
LG, naturally.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
BlazerBoy said:I'd have missmanners, because I think our children might one day grow up to rule this planet.
Damn but you most certainly are free to 'enjoy' MISSMANNERS. I have absolutely no doubt she is one of the ugliest fucks one has ever seen (although LAKERGIRL holds the distinction of being the absolutely ugliest in history). Yes. Go chase that skirt my dear dumb fuck. UGLY should always stick together. DUMB even more so. You both would make an excellent couple.
Gonad
DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
Henoch.
Oh, I don't know. Any of you with penises, if you're hot but not too hot, and if we can talk about crazy-wierd stuff first (not foreplay). I always thought that it would be really cool to be a crazy scientist and splice human DNA with green bean DNA and make a 'Bean Man.' Wouldn't that be cool? What would a Bean Man be like?
And you've all reminded me that I have some wierd fascination with Parallaxis, so him too, but only if he bathes.
Oh, I don't know. Any of you with penises, if you're hot but not too hot, and if we can talk about crazy-wierd stuff first (not foreplay). I always thought that it would be really cool to be a crazy scientist and splice human DNA with green bean DNA and make a 'Bean Man.' Wouldn't that be cool? What would a Bean Man be like?
And you've all reminded me that I have some wierd fascination with Parallaxis, so him too, but only if he bathes.
Sarek said:
Darth Wong!