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Back on topic fellas,

OMG I'M SO FUCKING HORNY!!! I COULD SERIOUSLY CONSIDER MASTURBATING WHILE READING A LONG DEAD CYBER THREAD FROM LIKE, 2003 BY PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW!!! OMFG I CAN'T BELEIVE MY ROCK HARD COCK COULD GET THIS LONG OVER A MESSAGE BOARD!!!!!!!
 
Ishcabittle said:
Back on topic fellas,

OMG I'M SO FUCKING HORNY!!! I COULD SERIOUSLY CONSIDER MASTURBATING WHILE READING A LONG DEAD CYBER THREAD FROM LIKE, 2003 BY PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW!!! OMFG I CAN'T BELEIVE MY ROCK HARD COCK COULD GET THIS LONG OVER A MESSAGE BOARD!!!!!!!

There is absolutely no doubt you masturbate but it is not to threads like this. You masturbate to pictures as viewed from an internet kennel club.
 
Wow, that was outta left field. What's up, buddy? You wanna talk? You feeling alright tonight? Gotta fever? Little cranky? Aww....
 
You see, this is what I've been talking about. Idiocy in motion

Paladin said:
You thought I was talking about the armour in your picture?? *ROTFLMAO* Oooh a LORICA SEGMENTATA! You don't say! Where can I buy one? Christ on a stick. Who fucking cares?

I couldn't care less about what you were talking about, all I saw was "COSTUME".

Moron said:
Sonny, I knew more about the Romans by the time I was 12 than you ever will in your entire lifetime. I was a fanatic. I know that shit in your picture is Roman but do you not recall me posting to you about a Spartan costume fitting down your street? Hoplites are Greek as you admit. Let me see. Spartan costume fitting. Hoplite. Sounds right to me. You are out of your league dear child. In this area keep your distance. Christ on a stick but you are too easy. No wonder I never bothered with you.

Are you trying to make some sort of a point here? If you are, I can't see it.

The one thing I do see is your overcompensation. All you do is talk about how much smarter you are then everyone. You are a psychoanalysist's dream come true.

But once again, I do SCA fighting, not Re-enactment.

Retard said:
Damn. I didn't know there were Romans at Thermopylae! *points at you and laughs* What a fucking MORON.

Thermopylae was one of the single most greatest battles in military history. 300 men against an army of hundreads of thousands and the 300 Spartans along with other forces held them at bay for 3 days. At the end, they had shattered their shields and weapons and were punching and biting the persian soldiers as they came. There is not a single soldier on this planet that would not give credit to what they did.

Tranny said:

Yes, you are.
 
Dark Link said:
Why? I could seriously care less.

The day I take the internet seriously is the day I log off forever.

Seriously, dude. geedis is in his sig. Do you know how much power that kid has? He'd kill a grifter over a chunk of change that wouldn't support him for two days.
 
Dark Link said:
You see, this is what I've been talking about. Idiocy in motion

I couldn't care less about what you were talking about, all I saw was "COSTUME".

Are you trying to make some sort of a point here? If you are, I can't see it.

The one thing I do see is your overcompensation. All you do is talk about how much smarter you are then everyone. You are a psychoanalysist's dream come true.

But once again, I do SCA fighting, not Re-enactment.

Thermopylae was one of the single most greatest battles in military history. 300 men against an army of hundreads of thousands and the 300 Spartans along with other forces held them at bay for 3 days. At the end, they had shattered their shields and weapons and were punching and biting the persian soldiers as they came. There is not a single soldier on this planet that would not give credit to what they did.

Yes, you are.

Right. Hmm. Let me see. I was talking about Spartan Hoplite costumes and you began to rant about your costume in the avatar being Roman which I already knew. It is not my problem you are stupid. I CLEARLY posted the fact there was a Spartan costume fitting happening on your street. It was YOU who made the idiotic assumption I was talking about the dumb costume in your avatar. I did not ONCE state I was talking about that. You need to stop blaming others for your inability to see the obvious.

Do not lecture me about Themopylae. I read about it when I was 12. I saw the movie when I was 13. Been there done that. Your shit gets old.

I am curious. Why all this ridiculous fascination with the Classical Age? You are much like the Trekkies of Star Trek who attend conventions wearing the costumes of the show. At least you are not like that SAREK dimweed who thinks he is SPOCK's daddy. At least you follow something that was REAL but I still cannot see the fascination. I could have easily when I was 12 learning more about that shit than you could ever dream of but - I GREW UP. You are in your 20s. GROW UP MAN! Do you still play cops 'n' robbers? SAREK would be a perfect butt-buddy for you! True he is fatter than fuck but surely a tall strapping boy like yourself could overlook this serious defect yes?
 
why all the facination with some of the greatest civilizations ever? Because we know so little about them. Most of what we know are from stories and writings that are extremely vague and towns and cities we find. Many of the greatest philosophers ever had their start in classical times, many of them were just asking questions no one ever thought of figuring other people were smarter then them. Many of the greatest religions were started around this time as well.

Why do I have a facination with history?

History has been a driving factor in our lives. We strive to understand it and leave our mark on it. We try not to repeat the mistakes of our forefathers, but end up repeating them anyway. History drives us and destroys us. We are its masters as well as its slaves.
 
Caitriona said:
No, what betrays a boring and uninspired mind is a relentless crusade, consisting of nothing more than whining about what others do for pleasure.

Now that is pathetic and boring.
You mean like you pathetic admins? I'm not sure I agree here.

And can't you keep unrelated stuff out of unrelated threads? Jeeze, Hambil would never let himself be trolled. This badly, that is.
 
Dark Link said:
why all the facination with some of the greatest civilizations ever? Because we know so little about them. Most of what we know are from stories and writings that are extremely vague and towns and cities we find. Many of the greatest philosophers ever had their start in classical times, many of them were just asking questions no one ever thought of figuring other people were smarter then them. Many of the greatest religions were started around this time as well.

Why do I have a facination with history?

History has been a driving factor in our lives. We strive to understand it and leave our mark on it. We try not to repeat the mistakes of our forefathers, but end up repeating them anyway. History drives us and destroys us. We are its masters as well as its slaves.

Finally! Someone speaks truth! It is about fucking time! Now if only you could have posted in like manner before your fascination would have been better appreciated. Now run along!
 
I recall Dark Link smacking you around with the Greek artifact thing. That was funny.

Odd how a Canadian has so little pride in himself that he has to claim he's English, time and again.

:::laughing:::[/jack]
 
Paladin said:
I am attempting to picture an IRISHMAN as an intellectual. The only thing Irishmen know are potatoes and guns.
Not true. We also know whiskey and fighting and bombs and leprechauns and me sainted mother Patty O'Furniture.
 
Donovan said:
Not true. We also know whiskey and fighting and bombs and leprechauns and me sainted mother Patty O'Furniture.

You do realise where the 'leprechaun' thing comes in yes? You see for generations the Irish men have been known PEDOPHILES. In order to hide their shame they created LEPRECHAUNS who are really children. Notice that leprechauns all look OLDER yes? This was a way for Irish pedophiles to legitimise their taste for the cock and pussy of little boys and girls. AS for whiskey, that would be the Scots. They could drink Irishmen under the table.
 
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