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TKers you’d like to fuck

Friday said:
And somehow...the people I'd like to fuck...are also married (Hi, Love Child!).

And one is no longer posting here. Nor reads the board anymore. I hope.
I better send him an e-mail just to make sure he knows ;)
 
Lord Raffles said:
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Ah, gotcha. Arrogant pompous prick masculine.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
I better send him an e-mail just to make sure he knows ;)
You have Shatna's email? ;)
 
Friday said:
You have Shatna's email? ;)
I assumed you meant a certain right thinking book and movie loving professor.

Shatna? I’m sure the guys picked up infections you’ve never even heard of both in his pants and in his computer.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
I assumed you meant a certain right thinking book and movie loving professor.

Shatna? I’m sure the guys picked up infections you’ve never even heard of both in his pants and in his computer.
Apparently the art of deflection to save one's ass is totally lost on you.

Some troll you are. ;)
 
It’s more fun playing dumb when someone takes that angle. ;)
 
Lord Raffles said:
The kind women who shave their twats want.
Somehow I think you're a wee bit delusional there. ;)
 
I'd love to be the filling of a Love Child and Eloisel sandwich.
 
Parallaxis
 
Dunno what kind of a voice I have, m'self. You'd have to ask missmanners. Or Cait.
 
I'd like to fuck Paris Hilton.
 
Get out, really? I feel like Paris would snap in two...
 
I'd like to fuck you all in the neck.
 
What's stopped you?
 
Well, it is my understanding that I am involved in an orgy with Miss Manners, Cait and many others while Menty is videotaping.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
It seems everyone on TK is hooking up with each other behind the scenes either through online steamy cyber encounters or offline fuck and dumps. Then after the romance ends we get to see the aftermath spelt out here on the board.

So what TKers would you like to go on a rough ride with?

As for me I gotta admit if she were a few years younger I’d be all over Missmanners Mennonite ass. She’s got an appealing mix of sweetness and malicious intent that always results in fun.


...and if she were like, six feet tall her measurements would be like, 60-30-45.

Some of you think I'm kidding about that but some of you know I'm kinda not.

Off the hook, huh.
 
I just know it. This thread is going to come back to haunt me. I just know it.

Can I delete my post?
 
Friday said:
I just know it. This thread is going to come back to haunt me. I just know it.

Can I delete my post?

No.

Now let's get back on topic and talk about missmanners some more.
 
Miss Manners is off limits, she and Loopy got married in Vegas.
 
Jack wants to have sex with my avatar
 
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