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TKR Story Hour: The Lady In The Basement

jack said:
There is something I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I-- I mean you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow. That I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.
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I sincerely hope this is from a movie, or we just took a hard left into "too-much-information-land."
 
LOL it's from Talladega Nights. It's Ricky Bobby.

hahahahah

No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?...No, he didn't live. It's just exciting that we're trying things like that
 
This was the quote that brought me to the link.

Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.
 
Guy is funny as shit. My son made me watch this one night. Funniest thing I'd seen in years. Your comment about gangbangers pulling up next to you shouting "Ricky" just made me think of all that for some reason :D
 
Whether it's really her or not is largely irrelevant. It's someone who thinks enough of her to have taken up her pitiful little "cause" even if only as a pretense. Therefore, whoever it is, they're bound to respond as if it is her, thereby providing yet more yuks.
 
Friday, probably like I said somewhere else at least half. Fucking endless paperwork.
 
I have a short attention span, and didn't read any of this garbage, from a person I don't know who is pretending like someone cares...

NO ONE CARES LOSER.

LOG OFF.

FUCK OFF.

and

JACK OFF.
 
I have a short attention span, and didn't read any of this garbage, from a person I don't know who is pretending like someone cares...

NO ONE CARES LOSER.

LOG OFF.

FUCK OFF.

and

JACK OFF.
 
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