TK'rs..I need some advice

[Cranky Bastard]

I think you need to lay off the comic books and spend a little more time with reality. Otherwise, if you dig a tunnel you must plan for someplace to store the dirt and you'll need to shore up the sides with lumber.

P.S. Dig during the part of the day they are at work.

Ever practical... :roll:

 

[Mad Hatter]

Today I kept seeing these strange lights flashing on and off from inside their house. I went and got my binoculars and lo and behold, they had a kettle in their front room with different colored sparks popping out of it. I thought to myself:

Egad.. they're over there practicing witchcraft trying to cast some kind of spell on me :huh:


They've had this big black cloud floating over their house for about three days now..


Im thinking.. maybe I can dig a tunnel over there and get them from beneath.

What do you all think?

I think you're either paranoid, on crack, too nosy, or all three....but if it's true, it's nice to know someone is spellcasting...