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TK's new budding romance!

Impy has left the building.
 
It was a short romance.
Which is good.
It was bad.
 
and no one got sucked... what a waste of time.
 
I heard Eloisel's vag is full of poison.
 
Summer Lov'in, Happened so Fast!

So who fucked 'gear, eventually?
 
I heard Imperium's wiener rotted of with disuse.

And squirrels get realy excited when they see coconuts.
 
Pussies have vipers in them.
 
It's a well-known fact.
 
(Revenge for the Aussie spiders,Ily?)
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Damn, you know me too well ;)
 
Loktar said:
Yeah you might be right after all.
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You have nothing to worry about there as you will never personally find out.
 
I( am immune to all poisons nbow. But only if you're cute. Aer you cute El?
 
I'm too old to be cute. I'm gorgeous.
 
eloisel said:
You have nothing to worry about there as you will never personally find out.
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OH NOES! I won't get to sample dried out, old lady pussy! SAY IT AIN'T SO!

*FAKE SOB*
 
Loktar said:
OH NOES! I won't get to sample dried out, old lady pussy! SAY IT AIN'T SO!

*FAKE SOB*
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The bad news for you is you won't be sampling any pussy at all, ever. At least not any you didn't pay for. Better save up that Christmas and Birthday money.
 
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