To a tiny fly my house must seem vast

[whisky]

So with all this space for the fly to be in, why does it have to fly round and round me?

The damn thing is so small if you try and swat it, the air moving in front of your hand sweeps it away.

 

[Aquehonga]

It's a garden variety housefly yes?

Not one of those damn bloodsucking sand, black or horseflies?

 

[whisky]

The thing is smaller than a millimeter in length and constantly moving, its pretty hard to identify it any more than that.

 

[Dual]

So, it's more of a gnat? How did you get that accurate of a measurement if it's constantly moving?

 

[whisky]

Its an estimate

 

[OS@M@'s Dick]

RAPE!!!!

 

[Aquehonga]

Adopt this fly as your new pet.

Name him Seth.

 

[Cassie]

RAID!

 

[CaptainWacky]

They are attracted to human flesh.