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To all girls

^only if the girl wants to, that's the beauty of it.
Oh, and you stop batting those lashes, missy, that's so totally lost on me. *does a bit of eyelash-batting herself*
 
Yub said:
I'm never wanted to be Gagh more than right now. I think I'll invent so ludicrous sounding job title, pretend I have that job, tell the wife it includes overseas air travel, murder people and steal their stuff to pay for airfare, fly to England, track down Gagh and kill him, post as him for awhile so people think he's still alive, arrange a meet up with Ily as Gagh, murder more people and save up more airfare, fly to Germany, meet and sex my queen, fly back to Australia and resume my life here, posting about how shocking is that Gagh is dead.

Or I could just fap.
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You're married, dammit!

Of course, I'm flattered, and could quite easily travel to Germany, but they all speak funny over there and it frightens me.
 
Consumer said:
Of course you don't.

Pay no attention to the white van parked out front...and you might want to wear some pretty unmentionables next time you go out the door to get a paper...

:D
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A pro supplies his own collection of unmentionables...
 
Gagh said:
You're married, dammit!

Of course, I'm flattered, and could quite easily travel to Germany, but they all speak funny over there and it frightens me.
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Gagh, if they can still form words in any language by the time you're finished, then you ain't doing it right.
 
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