Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
Aurian talks faster than a used car salesman. On a sunny day.
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To all the girls I've loved before: 40 lines of SPAM about 20 women
- Thread starter Kerb Crawler
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Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
I enjoyed Aurian's erotica. Very much. She has a gift for taking you to that place and making it real.
Kerb Crawler
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Cait never met a one-eyed toothless crone she didn't like.
Kerb Crawler
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I like Cait. A lot. She's always been fun and fair.
I'll buy the first round, darlin'.
I'll buy the first round, darlin'.
Kerb Crawler
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curiousa2z wakes on the right side of the bed. Every morning. She wears pants.
Kerb Crawler
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C2.... I have a special place in my heart for you. "Kindred spirits" and all that. Thanks for everything, A. You're something else, and I'm glad I know you. Here's to art, and books, and writing, and b-movies, and Halloween, and the Wheel of Life, and ... (trails off)
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
English Rose is a compass that points to a future place just over the horizon.
Kerb Crawler
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ER, you're the sexiest Brit I know! (Menty, notwithstanding, of course. 
But he doesn't count anyway, as he's not there.) Thank you for your friendship! And the ART THREAD! ars longa, vita brevis, babe. Live it up.
But he doesn't count anyway, as he's not there.) Thank you for your friendship! And the ART THREAD! ars longa, vita brevis, babe. Live it up.
Kerb Crawler
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Enkephalen once accosted a spider for trying to steal her curds and whey.
Kerb Crawler
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Enki, thanks for the CHAT! And the perspective and advice. Good luck with that parrot and them horses!
Kerb Crawler
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Friday is not an excuse to get stupid.
Wait... yes, it is.
Wait... yes, it is.
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
Friday, I hope you find what you're looking for. I admire and respect the search for meaning, and wandering along that path. I am excited for you. Here's to all the wondrous places it may lead us. And the people we shall meet. Oh... the people!
Kerb Crawler
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Gonad will not taste better roasted and salted.
Kerb Crawler
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Thanks for the sex diary, lady. Have fun, be adventurous, fuck, flirt, suck a dick or two! Your candor and honesty was amusing and a great way to waste my time at work. Sex: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
Every time a kid gets his tongue stuck licking a frozen pole, an Ice Angel get's its wings.
Kerb Crawler
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Ice................
Death makes life worth living.
Anything, and everything is possible, J. I miss you.
Death makes life worth living.
Anything, and everything is possible, J. I miss you.
Kerb Crawler
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Jillian/FederalAgent007 is a paranoid android.
Kerb Crawler
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^That is all.
Kerb Crawler
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Lady Elena lets grown men climb her spire by letting down her long ebony locks.