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To all the girls I've loved before: 40 lines of SPAM about 20 women

Kerb Crawler

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
Aurian talks faster than a used car salesman. On a sunny day.
 
I enjoyed Aurian's erotica. Very much. She has a gift for taking you to that place and making it real.
 
Cait never met a one-eyed toothless crone she didn't like.
 
I like Cait. A lot. She's always been fun and fair.
I'll buy the first round, darlin'.
 
curiousa2z wakes on the right side of the bed. Every morning. She wears pants.
 
C2.... I have a special place in my heart for you. "Kindred spirits" and all that. Thanks for everything, A. You're something else, and I'm glad I know you. Here's to art, and books, and writing, and b-movies, and Halloween, and the Wheel of Life, and ... (trails off)
 
That's only 6 lines.
 
English Rose is a compass that points to a future place just over the horizon.
 
ER, you're the sexiest Brit I know! (Menty, notwithstanding, of course. ;) But he doesn't count anyway, as he's not there.) Thank you for your friendship! And the ART THREAD! ars longa, vita brevis, babe. Live it up.
 
Enkephalen once accosted a spider for trying to steal her curds and whey.
 
Enki, thanks for the CHAT! And the perspective and advice. Good luck with that parrot and them horses!
 
Friday is not an excuse to get stupid.

Wait... yes, it is.
 
Friday, I hope you find what you're looking for. I admire and respect the search for meaning, and wandering along that path. I am excited for you. Here's to all the wondrous places it may lead us. And the people we shall meet. Oh... the people!
 
Gonad will not taste better roasted and salted.
 
Thanks for the sex diary, lady. Have fun, be adventurous, fuck, flirt, suck a dick or two! Your candor and honesty was amusing and a great way to waste my time at work. Sex: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
 
Every time a kid gets his tongue stuck licking a frozen pole, an Ice Angel get's its wings.
 
Ice................

Death makes life worth living.

Anything, and everything is possible, J. I miss you.
 
Jillian/FederalAgent007 is a paranoid android.
 
^That is all.
 
Lady Elena lets grown men climb her spire by letting down her long ebony locks.
 
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