To all the girls I've loved before: 40 lines of SPAM about 20 women

[Kerb Crawler]

Elena.... you never come 'round no more. It was fun. Glad you're home.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Laker Girl once walked a mile in somebody else's shoes.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

LG, get better soon. Good luck with the surgery.

 

[Sarek]

That's 21 lines. And only 11 women so far.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Lilith sunk her talons into Adam's shoulders, enveloping him with her dark bat-like wings.

The lights went out.

 

[Sarek]

12 women. 22 lines.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

A shame to see you go, Lil. TK's loss, indeed.

Be the person you want to be. Fuck everyone else.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Mandi grappled with the sticky-footed bug. It wouldn't be long now...

 

[Sarek]

14/24.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

OMG! The skateboard's coming, Mandi! Someday.

Take care of yourself. You know how to contact me. I'm glad you're HOME.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Mirah pinches cheeks like an old lady. Ass cheeks.

 

[Sarek]

Define "girls I've loved before".

Would this be passing acquaintance or carnal love? Because if it's the latter, you may have to start over.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Mirah/The artist-formerly-known-as-Love Child...

Black as pitch, baby.. Low-cut and frilly... You have expensive taste... and know how to work it!

LOL

Take care of yourself! And thanks for the pic!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Miss Manners leaves spearmint-flavored chewing gum under the table of every greasy dive she frequents on her travels. And pees on the seat.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

MM... without YOU, there would be NO TK, and I never would've met such a wonderful cast of fucked-up people!

I hope you're happy in all that you do.

Thank you for this.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Morrhigan is bitter and vengeful. And clips/collects $.50 coupons like a miser.

 

[Sarek]

I lost count. Nature called. Sorry.

Can you start over please?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Congrats on your engagement, Morrhigan! That's the best news that's been posted on TK in some time. I hope you and the rodent live happily ever after. (And that you don't find rodent dropping in the couch cushions. )

 

[Kerb Crawler]

RuReddy mates and then she kills.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

RuR! Thank you for the beautiful pics of your home! I wasn't kidding when I said BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS! You live a very blessed life. And I'm glad to know you. I haven't forgot your request(s).