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TO ALL THE SKANS!

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PLEASE LIST YOUR MENTAL PROBLEMS IN BULLET-POINT FASHION SO I HAVE A HARD COPY FOR MY LAWYER.

THANK YOU.
 
As I've said before, Skan obviously comes from a broken home, and is probably beaten regularly by his parents.

He needs attention, and this is the only way his bruised and addled brain can think of.

;_;
 
yOU FBI PATE TE HOMO WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY THAT I HAVE SEEN YORU WORK AT WACO. I WAS THERE AND SAW MANY ABUSES ON THE BODIES. WHEN TIME COMES YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT
 
ATTENTION? FROM ANTI-JEW HATERS AND A BUNCH OF HACKER? YEAH RIGHT

YOULL BE GETTING THE ATTENTION SOON. NOT ME.
 
THIS FORUM AND THE ADMINISTARATOR ALL FILLED WITH HATE FOR JEWS AND NIGGERS. I LIKE JEWS AND WILL NOT TAKE ANY MORE HATING OF THEM.
 
STILL THE FBI MAN KEEPS METIONING THE BROKEN HOME. THIS IS A NEW INFORMATION THAT WILL BE DOCUMENTED. I THINK HE IS THE ONE THAT BROKE MY HOME WHEN I WAS AWAY FOR A WHILE.
 
THERE IS MUCH HATE HERE THAT CAN BE FIXED BY ADOPTING THE STYLE OF THE SKAN. THIS ASSUMES THAT ONE BEGINS WITH A MORE THAN ROOM TEPERATURE IQ. THAT EXCLUDES JACK AND CLOUDCUM.

GAGH'S BREATH REEKS OF DEAD WOODCHUCKS.
 
I WILL ADD THAT CLOUDSCUM'S BREATH SMELLS LIKE THE INSIDE OF ROB REINER'S PUTRID LOWER INTESTINES. I HEAR THERE IS ABOUT 60 LBS OF PARTIALLY DIGESTED MEAT IMPACTED THERE.
 
the_other_Skan said:
I WILL ADD THAT CLOUDSCUM'S BREATH SMELLS LIKE THE INSIDE OF ROB REINER'S PUTRID LOWER INTESTINES. I HEAR THERE IS ABOUT 60 LBS OF PARTIALLY DIGESTED MEAT IMPACTED THERE.
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I'm not sure I want to know how you are so familiar with the smell of Rob Reiner's lower intestines. I can only assume you vacationed there last summer.
 
I AM NOT BULLETS FOR THE AFFADAVIT OR THE JOURNAL OK BECAUSE THIS IS MUCH MORE HATE THAN THAT. EVNE WITH THE LICKING OF BACON MAKING MY MEMBER ERECTING I AM HAVING DUTY TO DO THE DOCUMENT OF YOUR HATING.

THIS IS NOT BEING A GAME BUT IT S REAL OK. IT IS NOT FUN LIKE IT WAS NOT FUN WITH MY BEING IN THE HOUSE OF THE PRICON BUT I WAS BEING CHANGED TO STOP THE HATD AND LEARN THE TASTE OF SEED OF MAN BUT MORE WANTING THE BACON AND SNAC FOOKS. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? YOU WILL OK
 
Sarek said:
I'm not sure I want to know how you are so familiar with the smell of Rob Reiner's lower intestines. I can only assume you vacationed there last summer.
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THIS WILL BE ANOTHER DOCKET ENTRY.

I WAS TOLD THAT YOU CAN SUCK ALL THE CREAM OUT OF A TWINKIE WITHOUT DISTURBING THE CAKE.

I WAS UP AT ROB'S PLACE LAST YEAR. WE WERE LAYING IN BED EATING PICKLED PIGS FEET AND FRIED SPAM AND HE CUT A GIGANTIC FART. THE SMELL WAS SO BAD THAT I PASSED OUT.
 
the_other_Skan said:
THIS WILL BE ANOTHER DOCKET ENTRY.
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That thing has got to be getting pretty heavy right about now.

the_other_Skan said:
I WAS TOLD THAT YOU CAN SUCK ALL THE CREAM OUT OF A TWINKIE WITHOUT DISTURBING THE CAKE.
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It takes talent. But really, it's no different than eating the cream filling out of an Oreo cookie. Twinkies don't fare well after being dunked in milk though. :(

the_other_Skan said:
I WAS UP AT ROB'S PLACE LAST YEAR. WE WERE LAYING IN BED EATING PICKLED PIGS FEET AND FRIED SPAM AND HE CUT A GIGANTIC FART. THE SMELL WAS SO BAD THAT I PASSED OUT.
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Now see? You can say someone's breath smells that bad because you have the experience to draw upon.

Can't say much for your choice of vacation local, but what the hell, to each his own I guess.
 
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