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To Catch a Predator

You aren't funny.
I'm not a dude.
I do have a job and I'm very proud of the work I do.

You need to apologize then shut the fuck up.
Don't you hate it when your doctor disappears for the whole holiday weekend and you can't get your Xanax prescription refilled?

Lighten up, Special Agent Paperpusher Francis.
 
Good point. It's pedos now, who will it be next?

Drunk drivers? Drug users? Prostitutes? Jaywalkers?
With all the cameras installed everywhere now, people are getting tickets in the mail for that last one.

No quota problems for the cops anymore, even though major crime in NYC is still at its lowest levels in decades...
 
Don't you hate it when your doctor disappears for the whole holiday weekend and you can't get your Xanax prescription refilled?

Lighten up, Special Agent Paperpusher Francis.

Oh, you know how it turns me on when you call me SAP Francis. Especially the way you draw out that last "s". Come here, I want to lick your nipple.
 
I'm not even going to dignify that.

Giuliani's one good legacy is that he brought crime levels down significantly during his tyrannical reign, and they haven't risen dramatically since.
 
Eggs said:
ENTRAPMENT! ENTRAPEMENT!!

It's okay. Those pictures are just for me. Promise - none of them will ever show up on the internet. Come on. You know you want it. I've got Saran Wrap and orange jello with fruit in the fridge.
 
I'm not even going to dignify that.

Giuliani's one good legacy is that he brought crime levels down significantly during his tyrannical reign, and they haven't risen dramatically since.
but how did that fascist little prick achieve that?
thats all i am saying
also, i know New York city saw its highest enlistment in the armed forces in the year of 2002 since 1942
this means less young men on the streets
which means less crime on them
thats what this country likes to do with us young men*
is ship us off to other countries while we are young
if at all possible
yeah, i know i went of an a tangent there
so fuckin sue me
no offense meant...


*=not me for these wars, i joined in 1990, when i was 18
 
Good point. It's pedos now, who will it be next?

Drunk drivers? Drug users? Prostitutes? Jaywalkers?

Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll of em, whats better...they could be thrown to a bunch of fundamentalist vigilantes for moar ratings :P


Btw That Giuliani is scared of and hates ferrets; what kind of man is scared of those?
Discriminating prick!
 
I'm not even going to dignify that.

Giuliani's one good legacy is that he brought crime levels down significantly during his tyrannical reign, and they haven't risen dramatically since.

Well, Philadelphia could use the same type of cleanup. Mayor Street was a moron. Why would you elect someone that was rejected from the Temple School of Law more than one time? It's Temple for cryin'outloud! A braindead monkey with a pencil can get a JD from there.
 
Btw That Giuliani is scared of and hates ferrets; what kind of man is scared of those?
Discriminating prick!



That statement makes Beastmaster HUNGRY!

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I like ferrets too. I have owned/taken care of a few in my day.

I hate when they are poorly house-trained though. Then they are little hellbeasts. With beady eyes.
 
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