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To stalk or not to stalk

whisky

Boobie inspector
Next friday, not tomorrow, the one next week, there is a business conference not far from where I work, they have requested a presence from smoking cessation, but not an admin presence.

Why would I want to sneak into a boring business conference you may ask?

One of the key speakers is non other than Elle Mcphearson.

George Foreman is also going to be there and Gordon Ramsey, but neither of those have been on friends or have a hot body.

Its a paid event, but I am thinking since they are expecting someone from my place of work, or maybe more than one person, just wearing my ID badge might allow me to blag my way in.

Pros: I might get close to a hot australian millionair supermodel

cons: I might get in trouble
 
George is my hero.... go!

:D
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I do have one of his friers
 
I hope Foreman sparks out Ramsay.
 
Bob Geldof will also be there.
 
Go for it! If you get caught blame it on the people at work who are always pissing you off.
 
Try to goad Gordon to get all up in George's grill.
 
Punch Geldof in the face and get Foreman to sign your grill.
 
Isn't Elle like 50 now?
 
No.
 
60?
 
Do you think time passes differently for her?
 
How old is she then? She's gotta be at least mid 40's...blow for this a lark I'm looking it up.
 
44!
 
I'm sure 44 year olds can be attractive.
 
18 or 81 can but 44? I'm not sure.
 
Oh no, I cant possibly find someone attractive who is SIX YEARS OLDER THAN ME
 
Never mine me, I've had a migraine all day.
 
She is still hot and she sells kinky underwear now as well, right?

I bet Geldof smokes like a chimney.
 
Yes she does.

I could slip him a card if I do infiltrate the event
 
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