To the man who goes by Morbo

[jack]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his foot stuck in a bucket
He swaggered and swore
Until his voice was no more
And then he mumbled "just fuck it"

There once was a man named McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
So, to appear couth
he added Vermouth
and slipped his girl a martini.

 

[jack]

I love this thread. The Morbo duel is hilarious!!!

Dont swell that green head of yours too much tho. Elfdikk makes himself look like an ass without any help.

Morbo is only here by the grace of MY presence, n00blet, so get on your knees and thank God.

 

[jack]

MORBO IS CURRENTLY MULLING OVER A RETURN.

WITH THE WRITER'S STRIKE CONTINUING TO PLAGUE THE INDUSTRY, WHAT'S AN OUT-OF-WORK NEWSMONSTER-CUM-GIGOLO TO DO?

Morbo did not miss the Great Thread Deletion, I hope?

 

[Dershocka]

Please Santa, murder elindfse for christmas.

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

Image Macros Are The Tool Of The Weak.

 

[Cacophony]

Image Macros Are The Tool Of The Weak.

The same could be said for .gifs?

 

[Sarek]

Image Macros Are The Tool Of The Weak.

.....said the kid in the special helmet.

 

[Elnidfse]

Please Santa, murder elindfse for christmas.

Please Santa, murder Dershocka for christmas.
What I really am saying is:

Spoiler

You cunt wall of shit and fail. Go climb of wall of dicks you double fagot.

 

[Elnidfse]

Image Macros Are The Tool Of The Weak.

M.O.D.O.K. is the Tool Of The Week.

 

[Dershocka]

Please Santa, murder Dershocka for christmas.
What I really am saying is:

Spoiler

You cunt wall of shit and fail. Go climb of wall of dicks you double fagot.

You sound angry.

Spoiler

That's better than sounding like a complete fucking retard as usual,I guess.

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

The same could be said for .gifs?

Indeed. Touché, Dear Friend, Touché.

 

[Malarky]

AND YOU'RE A STUBBORN ILLITERATE FOOL WHO CAN'T BE ARSED TO RESPECT HIS NATIVE LANGUAGE ENOUGH SO AS TO AVOID COMING ACROSS LIKE SOME PALSIED DROPOUT TEENAGER WITHOUT ANY FUTURE PROSPECTS.

YOU TRY, BUT YOU DON'T CARE ENOUGH. QUIT PRETENDING. MORBO WOULD LIKE TO SEE COMMITMENT AND FOLLOW THROUGH. STEP UP.

This, coming from an asshole who bashed his caps lock key in so it won't ever turn off again? Why don't you practice some of what you preach here or shut the bloody fuck up, you silly sot, otherwise I'll be auditioning you for a spot with the Numpty Nafs.

 

[The Dork Lord]

MAYBE MORBO SHOULD VISIT BICKENLAND?

 

[Elnidfse]

I'm bumping this thread for the purpose of killing Dershocka's thread. The fag attempt to fag up the internet.

 

[MORBO]

This, coming from an asshole who bashed his caps lock key in so it won't ever turn off again?

^THIS IS A QUESTION?

Why don't you practice some of what you preach here or shut the bloody fuck up, you silly sot, otherwise I'll be auditioning you for a spot with the Numpty Nafs.

^LOOK AT THE MOUTH ON THIS LITTLE BITCH.

MORBO APPROVES. GRUDGINGLY.

 

[MORBO]

MAYBE MORBO SHOULD VISIT BICKENLAND?

FALSE. MORBO DOESN'T DO HOUSE CALLS. IF BICKENLAND WANTS A TASTE, THEY'LL HAVE TO LOAD UP THEIR FORD PINTO-TURNED-CLOWN CAR AND COME TO MORBO'S HOUSE.

MORBO'S HAVING VITTLES AND CHITLINS TONIGHT.

 

[The Dork Lord]

You lost me with the chitlins.

 

[MORBO]

WOULD YOU PREFER CHALUPA?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Yes I would.

 

[MORBO]

OK, BUT YOU HAVE TO BRING YOUR OWN NAPKIN AND PLACEMAT.

AND DRINKS. PICKLE BRINGS THE DRINKS.

AND WOMEN. PLEASE BRING THE WOMEN.

AND THEY BETTER BE WOMEN THIS TIME, PIP!