CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Relatively speaking.
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Today has been a productive day
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
LASTREPLYITIVELY SPEAKING I should say lol I need a life.
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
NO YOU JUST NEED MORE PEOPLE TO POST HERE AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU.
This is true.
This is true.
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
I have productively gotten up, drank a Mountain Dew, tried to fall asleep but had no idea why I couldn't (Mountain Dew), rocked the baby to sleep, got the other kids dressed, and am heading to a pool birthday party whilst my wife tries to sleep.
ANOTHER MEANINGLESS DAY WITHOUT CRACK COCAINE OR HOOKERS O FOR THE DAYS OF YORE!
ANOTHER MEANINGLESS DAY WITHOUT CRACK COCAINE OR HOOKERS O FOR THE DAYS OF YORE!
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
I've sworn off drink forever.
*ow!*
why's everyone screaming today?
Stupid St. Paddy's Day.
*ow!*
why's everyone screaming today?
Stupid St. Paddy's Day.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
YES FISH ARE CLEVER
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
More clever than people who drink too much Guinness on St. Pat's!
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
^OTOH, what good were all those destroyed brain cells gonna be anyway?
We're ALL DOOMED, due to the diminishing OZONE LAYER which before now served to repel millions of little bits of space debris every day. Now they may be small, but hurtling down on your head at a zillion miles per hour from space is gonna create quite an impact if there is no atmosphere left to burn them up on entry.
So I will be walking along one day minding my own business when one of those small missles from the black infinity of space zooms through the hole in the OZONE to land on my head. And that, as they say, will be that for the few brain cells that survived the Guinness onslaught anyway.
Worse, they will find that stupid Lottery ticket in my jeans pocket was Teh Winner all along, and then I will be really pissed off and come back as a vengeful Banshee to haunt the very rich benificiaries of my estate, because even if they're kin,I'll still be bitter cuz THOSE WERE MY NUMBERS and they were finally up!
And so was mine.
We're ALL DOOMED, due to the diminishing OZONE LAYER which before now served to repel millions of little bits of space debris every day. Now they may be small, but hurtling down on your head at a zillion miles per hour from space is gonna create quite an impact if there is no atmosphere left to burn them up on entry.
So I will be walking along one day minding my own business when one of those small missles from the black infinity of space zooms through the hole in the OZONE to land on my head. And that, as they say, will be that for the few brain cells that survived the Guinness onslaught anyway.
Worse, they will find that stupid Lottery ticket in my jeans pocket was Teh Winner all along, and then I will be really pissed off and come back as a vengeful Banshee to haunt the very rich benificiaries of my estate, because even if they're kin,I'll still be bitter cuz THOSE WERE MY NUMBERS and they were finally up!
And so was mine.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I agree.