Today is a special day---

[johnford]

It's my anual butt scratching day which will soon become a national holiday if I am elected to congress.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Congressmen scracth their butts all the time!

 

[Love Child]

An itching Ass is A Terrible Thing!

 

[The Dork Lord]

It is!

 

[Henoch]

i can see why that would be a special day for u johnford.

 

[The Dork Lord]

maybe you should scratch it for him...

WIF YO COCK!

 

[Henoch]

You mean do it even if he doesn't give me consent??

 

[The Dork Lord]

When he says "No" he means MAYBE

When he says "MAYBE" he means YESSSS!

 

[Gagh]

FANPACKET.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

 

[Falcy Girl]

So would it be internally or externally?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Depends on how drunk you are?