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Today is flying by

Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN... it's almost 3 already.
 
No! No it isn't! Its not even lunch time yet. :(
 
I just barely woke up!
 
Haha.. SORRY I'M ON TEH EAST COAST BABY..

I've been arguing evolution with a creationist, which has caused the earth to spin faster. Right now I'm making him explain how light from distant stars was able to reach my eyes in only 6,000 yrs. So far he's given me a bunch of bible verses to read, which prove that god stretched the heavens and also stretched time. OMG also there was a discussion about the vestigial eyes of cave fish in there somewhere. I AM NOT SMART ENOUGH TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE SO DEEPLY INDOCTRINATED.
 
Don't waste your time.

Kiss him deeply on the mouth and tell him hell is MUCH MORE FUN than heaven.

Then walk away.
 
They mentioned some of the creationist drivel in Biology...

I've even heard they're changing textbooks now!
 
Well.. shit. Church is for learning about creation, school is for learning about science IMO. I don't have anything against people who believe in all that stuff, but it sometimes irritates me when they start using really bad arguments to support their beliefs .. and on top of that, they refuse to try to understand evolution, it's like they're afraid they'll go to hell if they do. For the longest time I believed in creation because of the childhood brainwashing.. but it just doesn't add up anymore.

also I usually only spam I wonder if they'd get mad if I typed alksdjflskjdflskj and nothign else.
 
ONLY 1 WAY 2 FIND OUT!
 
Only today? Months fly by. Years.
 
Yes, it's true. Everyday is shorter than the day before.. it'll be Christmas in a couple days.
 
AND THEN...boxing day!
 
today DID go by quickly....gonna chill & watch Jonny Depp in Chocolate and drink some wine, methinks....
 
YEAH, DRINKS THE TEARS OF INNOCENTS?
 
*ominously*

maybe......
 
I'm going to just read Harry Potter all night, since no one is on the internet on Friday nights, and nothing good is on tv and I can just have the BB live feed on in the background.

I was thinking of seeing the Simpsons movie after work but I don't have the energy.

Home. Sit up in bed. Read. Drink wine and eat sweet stuff. Yes.
 
Mental note: Pick up sweet stuff on the way home.
 
I'm gonna go watch Jericho soon, and drink Skeet Ulrich's tears
 
I thought he was cute about 10 years ago. What happened?
 
He's still kinda cute.. only his eyes are always red I think he's a crackhead now.
 
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