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Today.

Today I noticed I was driving to work and it wasn't as dark. OMG the days are getting longer.

I am so sick of going to work in the dark and coming home in the dark. I feel like a vampire.
 
Aren't days still 24 hours long?
 
Semantics...
 
Derp?
 
The units of measurement stay the same relative to each other, but they all get shorter.
 
No they don't.
 
THE HOLY SCIENTIFIC CHURCH SAYS SO, THAT'S HOW!
 
Intrinsic obsolescence?
 
It's the HOLY SCIENTIFIC CHURCH, so shut up, heretic, or else.
 
Oh fuck, I can't even tell you to shut up anymore without cringing inwardly. I am so screwed.
 
I'm not familiar. Is that an offshoot of the original Church of Contradictions in Terms (CoCT)?
 
Oh please, the HSC is way, way above that bunch of blabbering oxymorons. I can't believe you would even speak of them in the same thread.
 
Fucking inductivist.
 
I wanted to sleep in but my dog woke up early!

I now have a clean house...laundries done...bathrooms all cleaned and I am now packing for my trip.

I hate sundays!
 
Sounds delightful. However, I am heading to Florida.

I have never been to Cali though. One of my places I would like to visit.
 
It's not as great as you might think.
 
I just want to visit and not live.

It isn't on my top ten places to visit but one I will go to if the opportunity presents itself.
 
If you do, rent a car and expect to spend some time sitting in it. Everything is a long way from everything else. Shockingly so for some first time visitors.
 
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