today's creative post

[CaptainWacky]

NAKED DRUGS SEX WITH LOUD MUSIC WOMEN COCAINE CRACK KANE THE UNDERTAKER IRS THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN I'M JUST GOING TO DIE THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE anway a be


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anyway a bee walks into a bar and the barman says "want a BEEr" and the bee says "that's kind of racist" and takes drugs and stings the barman and injects the drugs into him with the sting and the barman rapes his cat but the cat was really Odo in disguise travelled back in time to stop Quark from starting World War 3 and he wasn't pleased at being raped but he could't break his cover so he took it and then Quark walked into the bar drunk off his ass and said "ANY OF YOUSE FUCKERS SEEN ODO" and they said no truthfully because they had no fucking idea what he was talking about or who he was and then Cosmic Average walked in and said "HAHAHA I LOVE CHYNA" and then Eggs Mayonniase and Hencoh and Big Kenneth and DUMB CHARLES and Whisky and Smawise and Ischabittle all got drunk with Menty and Gagh and Big Kenneth's mum and then Santa was thtere with Cassie in a field of poppies and they ate cats and then some goths came in and said "LOL AVRIL LAVIGNE IS GAY" and then BDM said "DAMN!" like he was ron simmons but then the bee said "hmm, that wasn't really racist at all, sorry" and died.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I did indeed get drunk last night, but the company I kept was not as interesting as the group mentioned above. That would have been fun.

 

[Cassie]

Santa = Satan!!

 

[Mentalist]

LOL i know what you mean I had one of those moments right and I just scratched my nose and I was all like wow life is really strange and this action of being here is contextual in so many ways and then I remember that people like Jo and Danielle exist and I get angry and the cat is pulling up the carpet and I think that's amusing but I throw a permanant marker at it anyway because I'm a cunt but it's all in good fun then I'm all like why the fuck am I just siitng here being such a mental case all the time never stopping to be normal never trying to be somehow vacant minded even if my mind is just a huge stream of insanity constantly being a random mess of jalapenos and grapefruit salt on an Inca burial mound that the great one and his sidekick are going to one day travel to and complete the prophecy and bring order to the universe and whats the sidekicks name you ask? well I'll tell you all I have to do is run a few random events up and start taking about sooty and sweep and I will just write stuff randomly forever until matthew the ginger wanker fucking goes bollyman and GIGGLEMOO and tha'ts the name and that's the bottom line because it's the end of the page and no new lines can fit and DONT YOU" UNDERSTAND that derek the woodlouse is more in tune with teh matter energy convergnce going on in mildred hubbles pants than anyone and he is the one that will fuckling what am I talking baout lol no point it's stupid maybe I will watch QI lol fucking griggy sheep it's all for nothing time is absultuley not linear it's not and every second is gauranteed to happen until the last second gets here it's an easy concept to understand time will not fuycntion and if you are not theere to witness it means nothing like special fucking relativty wow observe this observe my ass ebing pushed through null space at factors of c you fuckin' C'er!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOLIGASM