Tolkien's great-grandson charged with cannabis possession

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article515727.ece

Great, more "pipe weed" jokes coming...

 

[starbys]

That's at least a month of jokes right there. Take THAT writer's strike!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Christopher Tolkien has said he doesn't care what the family do, as long as they don't watch any Peter Jackson movies.

 

[Cassie]

I wonder if he calls his weed old toby and pretends that he lives in the Shire and has buttsex with cute little twinks?!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU WENT THERE

 

[Cassie]

IT HAD TO BE DONE! but it was done with love OK? I pretend I smoke the old toby but not the buttsex with twinks part I PRETEND I LIFVE IN THE SHIRE WITH CAPTAIN KIRK and we only SOMETIMES have the buttsex BUT usually it's just PHOTON TORPEDOSEX.

 

[curiousa2z]

wow!

 

[Muslim Bacon]

LOL. He bought a dime baggins

 

[The Dork Lord]

One pipe to smoke it all!

 

[whisky]

The police said he tried to resist arrest, but only put up a tolkien effort