Tom Bombadil promises to love Goldberry "long long time"

[CaptainWacky]

"Sucky sucky, ten dollar?" he added, suspiciously.

 

[headvoid]

This thread has not been loved long time

 

[The Tomtrek]

Seriously Goldberry was HOT if I were Mr. Bombdillo I would tap that ass.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think was definitely doing her. Why else would he let her live in his home? Out of the goodness of his jolly heart!?

 

[Ishcabittle]

LOL HOBBITS GIVE GOOD HEAD LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

What happened to Tomtrek?

 

[Cassie]

Maybe he's touring Middle Earth with Tom Bombadil and Goldberry

 

[CaptainWacky]

He should be so lucky!

 

[Cassie]

We should all be so lucky!

 

[FBI parte due]

Except if we were LEPRECHAUN HITLER.

 

[Malarky]

But we aren't.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm left-handed Hitler.

 

[Gagh]

How is that different from Right-Handed Hitler (other than being the other way around of course).

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's the same old same.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What happened to Tomtrek!?