TOM CRUISE SWAPPED BODIES WITH KATIE HOLMES!

Gagh · Mar 13, 2006

"THIS PREGNANCY IS AGAINST THE RULES OF SCIENTOLOGY UPON A BODY-SWAP!" HE SHREIKED, AS HE REACHED FOR THE KNITTING NEEDLE....

CaptainWacky · Mar 13, 2006

HE KNITTED A NICE BONNET FOR THE BABY. THEN SPLOOGED.

Eggs Mayonnaise · Mar 14, 2006

THEN WIPED HIS CHIN AND TRANSFERRED THE BABY TO MAJOR KIRA'S WOMB, ONCE SKIN WAS DONE EXPLORING IT.

CaptainWacky · Mar 14, 2006

THEN O'BRIEN SAID "CHRIST NOT ANOTHER" AND SHOT HER.

Eggs Mayonnaise · Mar 14, 2006

OMG TOM CRUISE JUST SWAPPED FLUIDS WITH JOHN TRAVOLTA!

johnford · Mar 14, 2006

Oh no Tom Cruise is trapped in R.Kelley's closet!

CaptainWacky · Mar 14, 2006

O RLY?

Mentalist · Mar 14, 2006

Cruise drank some booze

LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOOLOLOL

Gagh · Mar 15, 2006

Tom Cruise to convert all the dead people to Scientology with an evil spell?

CaptainWacky · Mar 18, 2006

CHEF FROM SOUTH PARK TO HELP HIM WITH AN EVIL SMIRK ON HIS FACE?

Mentalist · Mar 18, 2006

Locke to play Darth Tube Sock in Star Wars TV series?

CaptainWacky · Mar 19, 2006

Gagh · Mar 22, 2006

Mentalist said:
Locke to play Darth Tube Sock in Star Wars TV series?

KATE LOCKLEY?