TOM CRUISE SWAPPED BODIES WITH KATIE HOLMES!

[Gagh]

"THIS PREGNANCY IS AGAINST THE RULES OF SCIENTOLOGY UPON A BODY-SWAP!" HE SHREIKED, AS HE REACHED FOR THE KNITTING NEEDLE....

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE KNITTED A NICE BONNET FOR THE BABY. THEN SPLOOGED.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THEN WIPED HIS CHIN AND TRANSFERRED THE BABY TO MAJOR KIRA'S WOMB, ONCE SKIN WAS DONE EXPLORING IT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN O'BRIEN SAID "CHRIST NOT ANOTHER" AND SHOT HER.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG TOM CRUISE JUST SWAPPED FLUIDS WITH JOHN TRAVOLTA!

 

[johnford]

Oh no Tom Cruise is trapped in R.Kelley's closet!

 

[CaptainWacky]

O RLY?

 

[Mentalist]

Cruise drank some booze


LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOOLOLOL

 

[Gagh]

Tom Cruise to convert all the dead people to Scientology with an evil spell?

 

[CaptainWacky]

CHEF FROM SOUTH PARK TO HELP HIM WITH AN EVIL SMIRK ON HIS FACE?

 

[Mentalist]

Locke to play Darth Tube Sock in Star Wars TV series?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEP.

 

[Gagh]

Locke to play Darth Tube Sock in Star Wars TV series?

KATE LOCKLEY?