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Tom Cruisy sucks the life out of Katie

Tisiphone

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
Saw a preview for her appearance on "Eli Stone," and my god, she looks horrible. Scary thin, lines on her face, and that horrible haircut.

Never trust a Theton!
 
Is it Theton? Too lazy to look up since I'm on a commercial break, and those First Take commercials last about six seconds.
 
Yeah, according to Scientology we're all possessed by thetans and the only way to get rid of them is to pay them large sums of cash, or work as a Scientology slave.
 
She made her bed, now she's get to lie in it.
 
I'd take $50 million to let Tom have his way with me.
 
He just lies on the side of the bed lightly stroking himself to images of small bricks.
 
*barfs at BDM's suggestion*



Tisi said:
Saw a preview for her appearance on "Eli Stone," and my god, she looks horrible. Scary thin
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maybe Tom is revisitng his role as Lestat
 
Big Dick McGee said:
I'd take $50 million to let Tom have his way with me.
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I think I'd work out some ground rules first.

Number 1. No fists.
Number 2. I'm not going near your feet.
Number 3. I didn't ask for you to autograph that.. well okay, if you like.
 
I'd let him do anything to me. ANYTHING.
 
What if he wanted to act out a scene from Rain Man where he rapes his brother with an umbrella but it gets stuck?
 
I think in that scene his brother would try to fight him off and possibly kick him in the face, so yes.
 
And then would y'all take a bath together?
 
yarly-cruise2wai.jpg
 
Ron Moore praised Tom Crusie in an interview so I like him.
 
Until Tom morphed into Lestat and bit him.
 
Bit Ron Moore, not you, Wacky. ;)
 
Through Ron Moore he bit us all.
 
And he liked it!
 
Tom Cruise as the next Starship Captain on the inevitable "groundbreaking" next installment of Trek.
 
Cameo in Trek 11 as Robert April, you mean.
 
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