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Tom

Pamela seemed to call him on the "I get my dick out all the time" claim (but it was hard to tell WITHOUT LIVE FEED.)
 
Yeah, she did say she wanted to see it. I really, really don't. But at the same time I'm sick of people saying they get naked all the time and not putting their money where their mouth is (aside from Mario and Glyn I suppose).
 
So sad about his grandfather.

But now he'll NEVER pull his peen out, because he'll be thinking his dead grandfather is watching all the time. :rwmad:
 
"Game of chicken" in order to snog Aaron = brilliant.

He should do something about the broccoli breath though.

AND OMG HICKEY!
 
The fake hair salon scene from today is why I still love Tom:

(To Alex, fake tears welling up) "I can go to Bingo with my head held high tonight, and you did that!"
 
Pretty much. But he failed to mention the gender of the "few people" he cheated on her with, so it could also have been because he preferred taking it up the junction at the time...
 
Tom & Aaron spoon-feeding each other on the hobby-horses -- that's a keeper for me.

It was like a deleted scene from Velvet Goldmine.
 
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