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Tom

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I hate Mika. I think I'll hate him.
 
Annoying. Just annoying.
 
I dunno, he's kind of cute. I like curly hair.
 
Pamela seemed to call him on the "I get my dick out all the time" claim (but it was hard to tell WITHOUT LIVE FEED.)
 
Yeah, she did say she wanted to see it. I really, really don't. But at the same time I'm sick of people saying they get naked all the time and not putting their money where their mouth is (aside from Mario and Glyn I suppose).
 
So sad about his grandfather.

But now he'll NEVER pull his peen out, because he'll be thinking his dead grandfather is watching all the time. :rwmad:
 
"Game of chicken" in order to snog Aaron = brilliant.

He should do something about the broccoli breath though.

AND OMG HICKEY!
 
Awww, they cuddled!

BTW they stole the fake wedding idea from US BB this year:

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NO MORE FAKE WEDDINGS.
 
The fake hair salon scene from today is why I still love Tom:

(To Alex, fake tears welling up) "I can go to Bingo with my head held high tonight, and you did that!"
 
"AM I REALLY THAT BRUMMIE?"
 
Did he say he dumped a fat girl for being fat?
 
Pretty much. But he failed to mention the gender of the "few people" he cheated on her with, so it could also have been because he preferred taking it up the junction at the time...
 
But only from thin men.
 
Gay men can be just as fickle and vain as straight men.

And the thin bi's are twice as picky. Because they can be.
 
Theory: Tom is going off on everyone because he's HUNGRY FOR THE COCK.
 
Or because he's a bitchy little shit.
 
Tom & Aaron spoon-feeding each other on the hobby-horses -- that's a keeper for me.

It was like a deleted scene from Velvet Goldmine.
 
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