Has everyone got their threads ready for tomorrow? I haven't!
I'm thinking I'll just go with.
"Seriously, Menty, please post...I have some news." (I hint at suicide but the news turns out to just be "There actually isn't any news!")
"POST, FUCKING POST, MENTY, FUCKING POST, YOU NEED TO FUCKING POST IN THE FUcKING MINE FIELD, MENTY."
"I like knees!"