Tonight's Torchwood!

[CaptainWacky]

Why doesn't Gwen just dump her fat boyfriend? The pilot chick was hot.

 

[whisky]

I think that's next weeks episode

 

[The Tomtrek]

aaaaafddajgjmtpppumjjux fuckbuddies

 

[CaptainWacky]

Next week Jack helps some depressed teenagers kill themselves too.

 

[The Tomtrek]

OH HEY THIS GIRL HAS ONLY BEEN IN 2006 FOR TWO DAYS SO LETS BRING HER TO A NIGHTCLUB AND LEAVE HER ON HER OWN.

brilliant, torchwood

 

[whisky]

The only surprise is that she didnt have a lesbian kiss with her two young flatmates.

 

[headvoid]

Truly the most pointless episode yet.

Liver & Mash anyone?

ITS ME< I AM HERE TO MAKE YOUR ALZHEIMERS REALLY REALLY CONFUSING!

You can't fly today love, not without a license, but come along in a few days when the rift is open and you can steal the plane and fly off with our pleasure.

 

[whisky]

Pity they smashed the glove, they could have woken up the dead guy who gassed himself and said "April fool, that wasnt your kid, hes actually well, and you have many grandchildren." then let him die again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then raped the body with a stopwatch.