TONYA HARDING ARRESTED FOR INFILTRATING CARDASSIA!

[Gagh]

"We saw right through her disguise", admitted a Junior Glinn, yesterday.

 

[Cassie]

Tonya Harding: "One thing I like about Cardassia is that I will not have to deal with the same kind of politics that I had to on Earth. In Cardassia , it is not about your appearance, or how your costume looks, what color it is, or how much it costs."

 

[Dr Dave]

She was also quoted as saying "Plus that Nancy Kerrigan isnt there, I CAN ONE AGAIN BECOME A SKATEING CHAMPION sdfsfgtgt!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She also said "DUKAT, IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME THEN SAY IT."

 

[Dr Dave]

Watch out Dukat she might try to break your knee!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dukat would use his fire powers to make her go "EEP".

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TONYA RELEASED FROM CARDASSIA, STARTS NEW LIFE WITH GLINN GLYN.

 

[Dr Dave]

Poor Toyna, when will she ever learn?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh no!

 

[Dr Dave]

She hasent done much as of late. Sometime earlier this year she called 911 for some reason or another.

 

[Cassie]

Maybe she was being raped by angry ice skating fans.

 

[Dr Dave]

I think she was like seeing things that were not there or something, im not totally sure.

 

[Cassie]

Maybe she was seeing you there PERV.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Like what, HER FRIENDS? LOL I'M IMPLYING SHE HAS NO FRIENDS.

 

[Dr Dave]

Maybe she was seeing you there PERV.

I bet you were there, stop projecting on me Cassie.