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Too sleepy to live

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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So sleepy. I think I'm broken.
 
ME TOO I fell asleep in class and then got hit in the head by my teacher.
 
I used to sleep in my trig class everyday, probably why I failed that class.
 
DONT DO IT CASSIE.


maybe that MORROWWIND has sucked out your soul, hence your fatigue?
 
Kill more cliff racers! It's the only solution!
 
I killed lots of cliff racers (the BASTARDS!)

I do not drink red bull!
 
One guy in my class at college used to fall alseep all the time. One time his pen burst all over him when he asleep and he didn't know for ages! Funny! Of course, it turned out he was actually a heroin addict (well, it was Glasgow after all!)

ARE YOU A HEROIN ADDICT?
 
Glasgow is one tough town.

(there's a transplanted one at the local highschool. we weep over England and Scotland's football teams together and he's told me a few things. OY.).
 
The purpose of trig class is to flip out and fall asleep.
 
I went for a lie down after tea last night (the meal after dinner, not a cup), thinking I would just have a rest for a while, fell asleep, woke up about 11 hours later, guess I needed it.
 
red bull smells funny.
 
Cassie! Don't be Broken! I will lick you like an envelope and glue you back together with my tongue! Sleep! Sleep to Live! Live to Sleep!
 
SLEEEEEEEEEP LITTLE SHIRELING
 
Cassie said:
I killed lots of cliff racers (the BASTARDS!)

I do not drink red bull!

Perhaps you should start, old bean!
 
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