curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
I took a page from Eggsy's book re Luci. Ahhh, the rest is silence.
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Top 10 for May 2008
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Marquis De Sade
I came for the spankings
Tobin Bell
Marquis De Sade
I came for the spankings
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
Let me know when sad sack posts something worth reading, everybody! he's been on ignore for a few weeks now , keeping company with RWC and Fool? same ilk of loser.
Jean-Baptiste Poquelin
Adieu L'Émile,je t'aimais bien
Marquis De Sade : My top ten list of handsome gentlemen includes Tim Roth, Michael Ballack, Klaus Nomi, Gregory Peck, and Tobin Bell, among others. 
[A stupid peasant is seen approaching the Marquis from behind, attempting to stalk him]
Stupid Peasant : *incoherent blabbering*
Marquis De Sade : Shut the fuck up, peasant.
[Meanwhile, another stalker is seen approaching Marquis, with male genitalia apparently stuck in the stalker's nostrils]
Cocksucker : Hi, Marquis De Sade, I am ignoring you.
Marquis De Sade : I better not reply, nor point out the inherent hypocrisy in the aforementioned statement.
Cocksucker : Marquis, may I have your attention please ?
Marquis De Sade : ...
[later, much later]
Cocksucker : You see, I am ignoring you. I don't know why I am repeating this for the fifth hundred and seventy sixth time, considering that it beats the purpose from "ignoring" you, and makes me look like a complete hypocrite and pretentious asshole, but my psychosexual obsession with you compels me to convey you repetitively my message, regardless of whether it contradicts my claim of ignoring you or not.
Marquis De Sade : Oh, whatever. If that's your idea of "ignoring" me, I really am speechless. Please die, and take your larvaes with you to Hell !
Cocksucker : I am angry. A death wish ? Is that the reward for my attention whoring ?
Cocksucker [addressing to an imaginary audience] : Hey, everyone ! Everyone ! Hey ! Attention ! Please ! Everyone ! Hey you ! Over here ! Yes ! You ! Everyone ! Hear me out ! If anyone deems worthy any of Marquis De Sade' heresies and apocrypha, do tell me, please. Your attention, please !
Marquis De Sade : Listen, you little bitch. You're making an idiot out of yourself. Talking about me in the third person doesn't equate "ignoring" me. Quite the opposite. Especially considering that I have not addressed nor mentioned you since weeks.
Marquis De Sade : Either be true to your words, and ignore me silently, never mentioning my name nor crossing my path again, or shut the fuck up and learn to accept other's thoughts regardless of their convergence with yours. You're being very childish, really !
Cocksucker : Maybe you're right
.
[A stupid peasant is seen approaching the Marquis from behind, attempting to stalk him]
Stupid Peasant : *incoherent blabbering*
Marquis De Sade : Shut the fuck up, peasant.
[Meanwhile, another stalker is seen approaching Marquis, with male genitalia apparently stuck in the stalker's nostrils]
Cocksucker : Hi, Marquis De Sade, I am ignoring you.
Marquis De Sade : I better not reply, nor point out the inherent hypocrisy in the aforementioned statement.
Cocksucker : Marquis, may I have your attention please ?
Marquis De Sade : ...
[later, much later]
Cocksucker : You see, I am ignoring you. I don't know why I am repeating this for the fifth hundred and seventy sixth time, considering that it beats the purpose from "ignoring" you, and makes me look like a complete hypocrite and pretentious asshole, but my psychosexual obsession with you compels me to convey you repetitively my message, regardless of whether it contradicts my claim of ignoring you or not.
Marquis De Sade : Oh, whatever. If that's your idea of "ignoring" me, I really am speechless. Please die, and take your larvaes with you to Hell !
Cocksucker : I am angry. A death wish ? Is that the reward for my attention whoring ?
Cocksucker [addressing to an imaginary audience] : Hey, everyone ! Everyone ! Hey ! Attention ! Please ! Everyone ! Hey you ! Over here ! Yes ! You ! Everyone ! Hear me out ! If anyone deems worthy any of Marquis De Sade' heresies and apocrypha, do tell me, please. Your attention, please !
Marquis De Sade : Listen, you little bitch. You're making an idiot out of yourself. Talking about me in the third person doesn't equate "ignoring" me. Quite the opposite. Especially considering that I have not addressed nor mentioned you since weeks.
Marquis De Sade : Either be true to your words, and ignore me silently, never mentioning my name nor crossing my path again, or shut the fuck up and learn to accept other's thoughts regardless of their convergence with yours. You're being very childish, really !
Cocksucker : Maybe you're right
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
What about Millo Vintagjasgljagillo?
Cacophony
lkjewro23piqjur2oijkslfaw e
I agree with this.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
But was he topless in Heroes with a bunch of unconvincing Irish men?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Touche.
Marquis De Sade
I came for the spankings
Adrien Brody
Might not be the bomb, but he is definitely better than horseshit like Paul Walker.
Might not be the bomb, but he is definitely better than horseshit like Paul Walker.
Mrs Nomanners
New member
With ease!
#6 is cute and Sun's "hawt" guy is nice, too, but none of the portrayed gentlemen is my kind of man.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
My top tens should not be taken as anything so crude as "TOP TEN BITCHES WACKY WANTS TO FUCK!!!" It is much more spiritual than that.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
well that goes without saying, of course.CaptainWacky said:
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
Mrs Nomanners said:
well, then, MistressNoNo, what IS your type of man!?
PIX!!!
