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58. The time he tried smoking a cigarette just to fit in but instantly coughed up a lung like a total noob, just like Picard in his Dixon Hill holoprograms.
56. That time someone gave him ops in IRC after which he instantly set the chan +m, devoiced everyone, and started ranting about his Xbox live account and the new Star Trek movie.
49. That time he brought Larry Tate and a new client home for dinner, and Eva burned her stir-fry meal, so she twitched her nose to fix it, but instead Genghis Khan appeared and slaghtered everyone except Hitler and Eva, and most of Tabitha.