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Top fifteen of December

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
(I'll get back to just having top tens eventually.)

1) Ellen Page - New permanent number 1? Probably not, but she's cute as duck.
2) Natalie Portman - Let's face it, I'm always going to come back to Natalie in the end.
3) Summer Glau - She has arrived.
4) Zooey Deschanel - Rising.
5) KT Tunstall - I think she's sexy. I might regret this later.
6) Emma Watson - NO REGRETS.
7) Michelle Trachtenberg - Wears dresses.
8) Allison Mack - Cute.
9) Anjili Mohindra - I'm always on the look out for new 18 year olds.
10) Kari Byron - Always worth including.
11) Katy Perry - Tits.
12) Katie McGrath - Hot.
13) Kym Valentine - Yep.
14) Kristen Stewart - I like her bratty 18 year old look, but she's going down a bit.
15) Anna Paquin - Disturbingly she looked at her best when she was all bruised and beaten up in the True Blood finale.
 
Anna Paquin 15? I'm shocked I say. SHOCKED.

Ellen Page does absolutely nothing for me.
 
Oh, and yay Allison Mack. She looked great in Chloe's wedding dress before Doomsday kidnapped her.
 
These lists are just blips along the way, the Wacky Hot One Hundred is the one you should pay most attention to.
 
OMG...when will you unveil it???!!!!
 
It was last updated last month.
 
Oh.
 
YOU MUST HAVE SEEN IT (Anna was number 1.)
 
I remember now.
 
THE TOMTREK TRINITY.

COMPLETED IN FULL.
 
Summer's stock is rising every week.
 
I'd like to buy a share.
 
And then a vowel.
 
Perhaps a clue is too much to purchase.

What do you think?
 
#2

1) Natalie Portman -
2) Emma Watson - There's been too many new high quality images and new shoots for her not to be this high.
3) Summer Glau - STOCK MARKET CRASH.
4) Anna Paquin -
5) Eva Green - Beautiful and classy and elegand and french.
6) Kristen Bell - FUCK YOU, SYLAR.
7) Beyonce - I was thinking of including Katy Perry again (and still might, I'm making it up as I go along) then I thought "well aren't there hotter girls in music?" AND THIS IS ONE. With thighs.
8) Michelle Trachtenberg - She always wears nice dresses.
9) Scarlett Johansson - I always forget to include her. MAYBE that means she doesn't deserve to be included (despite being hot as a duck)?
10) Kelly Brook - Based on that pic of her bum in jeans someone posted somewhere.
11) Kari Byron - So cool and pretty.
12) Kristen Stewart - Eats drugs.
13) Megan Fox - She IS overrated but she's got a hot, dirty, needs a bath appeal.
14) Anjili Mohindra - I'd like to have an "adventure" with this 18 year old, if you know what I mean (I want to be in a Doctor Who spin-off.)
15) Ellen Page - Cute.
 
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