Top Men of May

[Tisiphone]

Duh, I can't believe I haven't done this yet. Doh!

1. Sam Witwer: Probably the last time since I have a feeling after this week's finale of Smallville, he'll not be coming around next season. *sniffs*

2. J.J. Redick: Been looking fucking hot this year and is finally getting some playing time with the Magic.

3. Joseph Gordon Levitt: All this Cobra Commander is getting me hot and bothered.

4. Karl Urban: Could give me a physical anytime. "Bones" indeed!

5.

 

[Tisiphone]

How the hell did I do this???

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Mental telepathy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PM me with your edits when you're ready, I'll fix it.

JGL! JGL! JGL! FUCK YEAH!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Wasn't Joseph Gordon Levitt on 3rd Rock from the Sun or sommat?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Indeed. And he's grown up nicely, and become an edgy indie film star.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Is he still small and tiny, and able to fit in one's pocket, like Elijah Wood?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IF ONLY! (for both of them)

 

[Tisiphone]

There's one for each pocket.