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Top ten for February

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
1) Emilia Arata - I'LL NEVER FORGET (probably will by next month).

2) Keira Knightley - I have more pictures of Keira saved on my hard drive than anyone else by quite a margin. Photographs well.

3) Natalie Portman - A Boleyn girl.

4) Scarlett Johansson - the OTHER Boleyn girl!

5) Shakira - I don't think Shakira gets enough credit.

6) Emma Watson - Tasty.

7) Eva Green - French.

8) Summer Glau - I like her and there's a lot of photos of her surfacing now that she's in a tv show again.

9) Avril Lavigne - Soon to drop off, but I still like her dimensions.

10) Anna Paquin - Barely scrapes on over Emilie de Ravin.
 
I saw the commercial for The Other Boleyn Girl last night.. it looks like it'll be nice eye candy. Don't know if the film will actually be any good though.
 
Natalie looked hotter than Keira in the clip I saw, hence her higher ranking.
 
I think there's gonna be lots of sex in that movie.
 
never really thought of Avril til she got the top half done. Not really into porn star boob jobs but hers look perfect and she needed um.

Bravo on the list ***cheers***
 
keira can do very little wrong in my mind.

I also seem to remember we have planned (in another MF thread) to shove Nell McAndrew (and other z listers) up her arse to feed her up. It's just a perfect idea.
 
Ulrika has volunteered and Noel Edmonds is said to be consulting the Sky Spirit.
 
If I had to choose someone from that list to volunteer to try and turn me straight again by smothering me in boobage, I would pick Scarlett.

ISAAC MIZRAHI CAN'T BE WRONG!!!111
 
^straight again???!!111

:shock:
 
There is a deeper, darker purpose to these lists which will be revealed at a (much) later date.
 
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I change my answer- Scarlett I luv u!
 
Avril didn't have anything done to her boobs, she just started showing them.
 
nope she was pretty much a boy upstairs before. Being a skater chick i thought she wouldn't want the hollywood big boys......but she got um. Good choice!
 
Well, if you say so, I respect her chocie then: the choice of a new generation.
 
Keeley Hawes appears to be missing from your list. :(
 
I didn't watch Ashes To Ashes.
 
I've liked her since she was in Spooks. Maybe it's time I made a top ten of super hotness.
 
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