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Top ten for July

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
1) Anna Paquin - How could I have ever ranked anyone else at number one?
2) Rachel Rice - Yes, I know I'll regret ranking a Big Brother housemate so highly in a few months when I can't remember who she was, but she's a cute llama.
3) Kristen Stewart - Could rival Anna in a few years? Already hotter than Portman.
4) Keira Knightley - Has actually looked good lately from what I've seen. In 2008! Hope she keeps it up.
5) Laura Vandervoort - She's a super girl.
6) Kristen Bell - I thought I might have overrated her last month, but then I looked at some pics and realised I hadn't.
7) Zooey Deschanel - Have I ever included her before? I really should have.
8) Kelly Brook - Her hips are hot.
9) Kym Valentine - Everybody needs good Neighbours.
10) Ellen Page - I like her because she's small and young looking.

NO PORTMAN
 
I don't remember you ever ranking Zooey Deschanel before. I like her, she's hot in a quirky way.
 
Why would I be interested in hot in a quirky way...oh wiat.
 
Exactly?!!

(I'm abusing the ?!!)
 
I want to run away with Kym Valentine and never come back.
 
But Super Dan would rescue her then Ben would try to recreate the rescue and burn his nose or something.
 
I want Drew to come back FROM THE DEAD and fight Dan and it'll be like the Superman/Evil Superman fight in Superman III.
 
I finally saw parts of Superman III.. stopped watching when he was dancing down the street and came back at the very end.
 
It was funny when he fixed the Leaning Tower of PIZZA just as the Italian had corrected the statues, completely ruining his business yet again the super bastard.
 
Zooey sort of does the same thing in every movie, where she turns her head away and then darts her wide eyes toward the camera in a weird spooky "Whatchalookinat?" kind of way.

Loved her in Almost Famous.
 
PAQUIN WAS IN THAT MOVIE TOO. SEX DEGREES OF PENETRATION!
 
Superman III had dancing in the streets??
 
I dont remember that scene either
 
#2

1) Anna Paquin - always.
2) Rachel Rice - BB can give her all the biased edits they want...but they can't edit my love away!
3) Emilie de Ravin - I've been cravin' some de Ravin lately. Hotter than Kristen Bell (who I may have to add to the "overrated" pile!)
4) Kristen Stewart - Sexy as fuck teenager.
5) Freema Agyeman - SHE'S GOT THE OSCAR HAGGENDAAS KEY!
6) Zooey Deschanel - The eyes!
7) Kym Valentine - I hope they turn Libby into a slut.
8) Kristin Kreuk - Yes, her. She's looked hot again in Smallville (while Allison Mack has turned into an ugly skeleton of her former self.)
9) Avril Lavigne - YES, HER.
10) Natalie Portman - Letting Keira back on last time was a mistake. Natalie, though I'm still "off" her, is far superior.
 
WHY did scarlett have to record those terrible tom waits covers??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
 
It's what actors do.

They snort coke, and they sing Tom Waits badly, and pretend that they've lived his life.
 
ok my 10 for lets say the rest of July, actresses only I am assuming:
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Aya Ueto(my current obsession, i have been real into her since watching Azumi 1&2 a while ago)
2.
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Keira Knightley(she's perfect, end of story)
3.
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Anna Paquin (former #1, which she can easily regain)
4.
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Christina Ricci(sometimes i 4get about her, which is just wrong)
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Aya Hirano(she is not a 'real actress, but she is my fave in anime)
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Zooey Deschanel(best eyes ever!)
7.
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Kristen Stewart (a hotter, smarter version of Alicia Silverstone)
8.
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Ellen Page(she'd be much higher if she were not a lesbian)
9.
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Kristen Bell(loved her ever since 'Veronica Mars'
10.
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Natalie Portman(a former #1)
 
Did you take some of them from my list or did you like them before?

Scarlett is another one who does nothing for me now, yeah.
 
Did you take some of them from my list or did you like them before?

Scarlett is another one who does nothing for me now, yeah.
i liked them b4, even have my own small galleries dedicated to some
as for ScarJo
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she's still top 20
also, i need to dump someone from my top 10, to add:
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Kristin Kreuk
 
I'm sure Scarlett will get back on my list eventually...her tits aren't getting smaller or anything.

Ellen Page isn't a lesbian.
 
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