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Top ten for March

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
1) Anna Paquin - On a technical level, Anna is not the best looking girl on the list, but for whatever reason I've had a very active Paquin fetish on and off for the last few years and it's definitely ON at the moment.

2) Keira Knightley - Keira, on the other hand, ist he best looking girl on the list, though I'm slightly worried that she may be very into "too skinny, even for Keira Knightly" territory.

3) Summer Glau - I'd like to "Chronicle" her "Sarah Connors" if you know what I mean (because I don't...she's hot.)

4) Natalie Portman - I found her press appearances for The Other Boleyn Girl quite disappointing, but fuck it, she's still Natalie

5) Freema Agyeman - Too good for Torchwood.

6) Emma Watson - Not a slut.

7) Rihanna - Hotter than Shakira.

8) Kristen Bell - I only started liking her recently and she's never made the list before. I hope including her this time can start to make it up to her.

9) Avril Lavigne - Maxim shoot + tits = enough to stay on the list.

10) Scarlett Johansson - I've gone off her a bit.
 
What say you to Fairuza Balk?
 
I'm not overly familiar with her but she looks fine.
 
It's not that I think she's excessively fit either, it's just that whenever I see Anna Paquin's name I think of Fairuza too since they were in Almost Famous together.

I love that movie.
 
?
who was she in the movie again?
 
They were both "band-aids" (what they called the groupie whores who traveled with the band)

Fairuza was the one with the speech toward the end about loving a band's music, and complaining about the new girls sleeping with the roadies right away and eating all the steak.
 
LOL - ok, I think remember her now. great movie.
 
DAMN IT, just watched a video of Natalie on "Letterman" and she, quite clearly, should be number one. Oh well, it'll be April soon enough.
 
I've gone off Scarlett Johansson since she insisted that Mrs. Doubtfire was English, rather than Scottish.
 
WHAT A BITCH.
 
A dumb bitch at that.

What? Do all us English sound like Mrs Dooooootfire to her?
 
Well, except for us few enlightened people who don't live in trailers...yes!
 
According to the Lost producers, all Scot's army personel sound English...except Desmond.
 
Fairuza will always be Mildred Hubble to me.
 
Maybe I should do the top ten bi-monthly for incread accuracy and do an all-time ranking every six months by using the previous twelve entries to calculate the position.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Maybe I should do the top ten bi-monthly for incread accuracy and do an all-time ranking every six months by using the previous twelve entries to calculate the position.
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Some Excel formulas might speed up your tabulation.
 
I don't have excel...I could download it. I really should, since ranking women based on their attractiveness (to me) is my autistic obsession (remember that thread?) And Lost.
 
Do you guys recognize all the different American accents? Can you tell the difference between some one from Boston and New York? HOW ABOUT GEORGIA AND ALABAMA?
 
Where'd that come from?
 
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