Top ten number 2 for March
1) Natalie Portman - Should have been number one earlier in the month, I can only apologise.
2) Anna Paquin
3) Summer Glau
4) Ellen Page - Impressively high debut for the super cute lesbian.
5) Emilie de Ravin - Hottest "Lost" girl
6) Shakira - hotter than Rihanna
7) Rihanna - But it's close
8) Kristen Bell
9) Michelle Trachtenberg - Only because Tomtrack reminded me of her existence
10) Scarlett Johansson - Meh.
Right, this will probably be the last top ten ever, to be honest I have almost no sex drive at all and probably only the top four could possibly turn me on, it's just that ranking women based on their supposed attractiveness is my Autistic obsession, but the rankings have lost all connection with reality, I just need the raw data for the all time wacky top 100 (which won't be 100) which will be better than FHM's top 100, but I can't see me doing that now as I slip away into a completely asexual existence, that's it, IT'S DONE, BURY THIS THREAD, SALT THE EARTH SO NOTHING CAN GROW HERE AGAIN.