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Top Tens for 2009

#49

1) Natalie Portman - I like her.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - And her.
3) Shriya Saran - I looked her up again after a HEATED confrontation with FBI.
4) Ashleigh Brewer - She has arrived.
5) Emma Watson - In a bikini.
6) Anna Popplewell - She's curvy.
7) Cheryl Cole - I have come to terms with the fact that I find Cheryl Cole attractive.
8) Morena Baccarin - She's a giant face.
9) Margot Robbie - It's tough being a FASHION PERSON.
10) Adelaide Kane - Seriously.
11) Anjli Mohindra - She should stay on tv in something else all year.
12) Kym Valentine - She looked really good today.
13) Georgia Moffett - Has previously unappreciated boobage.
14) Evangeline Lilly - I downloaded an HD video which showed her cleavage for about half a second.
15) Evan Rachel Wood - I still don't know what she would.
16) Katie McGrath - Needs more screentime.
17) Anne Hathaway - She's sweet.
18) Pippa Black - Pretty nose.
19) Zoe Saldana - Why doesn't she sing like the old Uhura?
20) Olivia Wilde - She's nice in HOUSE.
 
I figured the bikini incident might propel Emma to #1.
 
What about, Terri Runnels?
 
She's a bit old.
 
#50

1) Natalie Portman - Yeah.
2) Summer Glau - She's back and better than ever.
3) Katie McGrath - Uther can go to Hell.
4) Eva Green - Big french breasts.
5) Anne Hathaway - I like her big eyes and mouth.
6) Amber Benson - YES, that's right, I liked her when she was in Buffy and recently discovered that she still looks good in a bikini and recent videos and it's my list anyway and I don't have to explain myself OKAY.
7) Michelle Trachtenberg - I hope Mercy's on this week!
8) Scarlett Pomers - If you recognise that name, yes it is her and she's 21 now and just search for recents pics if you don't believe me.
9) Shriya Saran - For FBI, again, but I'm going to need some new footage of her really.
10) Scarlett Johansson - I think it's time for ScarJo to come in out of the cold.
11) Anna Popplewell - She's the best Anna P.
12) Kym Valentine - She has a nice body and face.
13) Maryse Oullet - It's wrestling related, move along.
14) Beyonce - I like her big ass!
15) Emma Watson - In a bikini.
16) Pixie Lott - Pop slut.
17) Laila Rouass - She not a very good dancer really.
18) Ashleigh Brewer - SOMETIMES her lips are a bit much!
19) Cheryl Cole - She is pretty.
20) Alaina Huffman - With bare shoulders.
21) Felicia Day - She's adorable.
22) Eliza Dushku - She thinks her bad guys are badder than your bad guys.
23) Margot Robbie
24) Ellen Page - She's cute.
25) Miracle Laurie - Really big breasts.
 
I'm willing to accept 7th place due to the very large number of also attractive ladies surrounding Michelle.

(and I agree with you on Amber Benson)
 
Glad to see Shallot Johnsson back in the top ten.
 
She's good (usually).
 
#51

1) Natalie Portman - Sauce for the goose.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - Sauce for the gander.
3) Katie McGrath - She's nice.
4) Michelle Ryan - Great breasts.
5) Scarlett Johansson - I'd "Iron" her, "man".
6) Alessandra Torresani - First appearance...OF MANY?
7) Summer Glau - She's adorable.
8) Kelly Brook - She's aBREASTable.
9) Evangeline Lilly - She's hotter than Claire!
10) Anne Hathaway - She has nice features.
11) Eva Green - French.
12) Anjli Mohindra - LAST RANKING FOR A YEAR?
13) Amber Benson - See last week for explanation.
14) Mila Kunis - She's a hot jewish lass.
15) Deborah Ann Woll
16) Zoe Saldana
17) Evan Rachel Wood
18) Beyonce
19) Olivia Wilde
20) Eliza Dushku
 
THAT'S ALL GOOD WITH TOMTREK.
 
I luv me some Anne Hathaway.
 
She has legs.
 
And she knows how to use them.
 
CaptainWacky said:
#47

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's the cutest there is.
2) Emma Watson - She's made out of porcelain.
3) Emily Blunt - She's sexy. ISN'T SHE?
4) Katie McGrath - SHE'S A WITCH.
5) Anjli Mohindra - And I'm spelling her name right now!
6) Elizabeth Mitchell - Hot OLDER WOMAN with a sexy smirk (and tits.)
7) Evangeline Lilly - Also in Lost.
8) Cheryl Cole - Seriously. She's fit. Why should I deny it?
9) Lena Headey - I thik she's a bit underrated. So I'm rating her (not raping her.)
10) Evan Rachel Wood - FUCK THE HATERS.
11) Lily Allen
12) Shriya Saran
13) Ola Jordan
14) Alaina Huffman
15) Anna Popplewell
16) Leah Cairns
17) Pippa Black - She's going to New York!
18) Deborah Ann Woll - I just remembered how hot she is (thanks to picturehoster.info random images!)
19) Zoe Saldana - STAR TREK ON DVD NOW.
20) Pixie Lott
21) Margot Robbie
22) Shakira
23) Layla El
24) Taylor Swift - OKAY, CASSIE.
25) Morena Baccarin - Lizard.

What have I done? I'VE GONE TOO FAR. CAN'T STOP...
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cunts
 
#52

1) Natalie Portman - She is my girl.
2) Scarlett Johansson - I saw her in an advert.
3) Michelle Ryan - She had a good week.
4) Natalie Imbruglia - Because I liked her fifteen years ago and she still seems to be hot.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - I remember her.
6) Eva Green - She's seixer than Jesus.
7) Felicia Day - SHE'S PERFECT.
8) Sienna Miller - Since Jack met her (and because she's hot in her underwear.)
9) Anna Popplewell - Lips and breasts.
10) Emma Watson - It was nice of her to put stuff on her website for her fans (and old wankers.)
11) Mila Kunis - She's lesbian for Natalie?!
12) Rihanna - I saw her on Jonathan Ross and she had nice breasts.
13) Summer Glau
14) Anne Hathaway
15) Katie McGrath - Will she ever be seen again?
 
#53

1) Natalie Portman - As the year begins, so does it end.
2) Scarlett Johansson - I've been in a ScarJo mood lately.
3) Avril Lavigne - Fuck it, I LOVE AVRIL.
4) Sienna Miller - BUT WHAT'S SHE DOING BACK WITH JUDE?!
5) Kelly Brook - I don't rate her often enough.
6) Anna Popplewell - She's nice.
7) Eva Green - Her eyes are good eyes.
8) Michelle Ryan - Her tits are good tits.
9) Michelle Trachtenberg - She had a good 2009.
10) Rachel Nichols - She's atractive.
11) Freema Agyeman - No reason other than I love Freema Agyeman.
12) Shakira - She's got it going on.
13) Alexandra Moen - Lucy Saxon in a vest!
14) Vera Filatova - She should play Eva Green's sister in something.
15) Beyonce - MMM HMM.

AND SO IT ENDS
 
WHO will top the first official 2010 list????
 
HMM, I WONDER...
 
Taylor Swift in the Upset to end all Upsets?
 
Meh, she's a bit slanty.
 
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