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Top Tens for 2009

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And that other gal from Firefly:

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#3

1) Natalie Portman - Perfect.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - Being number 2 on this list is pretty much the same as being number 1 on a normal list, since Natalie is unbeatable.
3) Emma Watson - Dirty thoughts.
4) Lena Headey - I actually started developing an obsession with her earlier this week when I went on an image saving bonanza, but it's fading now.
5) Pippa Black - YES.
6) Olivia Wilde - Hot eyes.
7) Kari Bryon - Just realised I haven't included her for a while.
8) Katy Perry - Locked in a bitter war with Lily Allen for no apparent reason. She's got the slight edge but shoudln't have called Lily fat.
9) Lily Allen - Nice eyes. Annoying person.
10) Michelle Forbes- I hate using the word "MILF", but...

Probably not the best list ever.
 
Breaking News: Anna Paquin not on the list since THE DAWN OF TIME
 
Anna Paquin shocker!
 
She won't be back. :sarek:
 
*dies*
 
Maybe some day.
 
(Reposted from REFCL.)

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Has finally done it. Fucking perfect. Obviously Tomtrek flooding me with images helped, but she deserves most of the credit.
2) Natalie Portman - Also perfect.
3) Anna Popplewell - The hottest Anna P. My queen of Narnia.
4) Anne Hathaway - She's got the same kind of cleancut appeal as Portman. If she worked at it she could be a rival.
5) Kandyse McClure - Hot. Should have been included before. Is unlikely to be included again now that she's redeocorated her quarters in an interesting colour known as "shade of brain".
6) Kari Bryon - Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot.
7) Rihanna - I realised it's not fair that I've been including Katy Perry so often when Rihanna is clearly the hotter pop bitch.
8)Emma Watson - Slight drop.
9) Megan Fox - Call me a sell-out if you want, but she's fucking HOT.
10) Pippa Black - Yep.
11) Kelly Brook - Gagh's av serves as a reminder to include her (on TK.)
12) Michelle Heaton - Yes, a BB thing. She's got a nice bum, sorry.
13) Zooey Deschanel - cute.
14) Anna Paquin - Okay, she looks a bit sawdust sometims, but she's still go the Paq appeal.
15) Kristen Stewart - Big things ahead.
 
VICTORY FOR TRACHTENBERG.

Today is VT day. There shall be street parties and everyone will listen to Vera Lynn.
 
To celebrate Michelle's no.1 spot AND the return of PictureHoster.info HERE FIVE OF THE BEST RECENT IMAGES OF MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG HOSTED IN PICTUREHOSTER.INFO HOLY SHIT.

 
OF COURSE the big challenge is getting to the top of the Wacky Hot One Hundred. ;)
 
#5

1) Evangeline Lilly - Maybe it's because Lost was gone for so long and I forgot how hot she. But she's really hot. In Lost. On TV.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - Above Natalie again? What's going on here!?
3) Natalie Portman - Natalie Portman.
4) Kate Winslet - I've never had her on a list before, which seems quite a glaring ommission. Has been added to the list of girls I check for images of, so expect to see more of her (or just google "Kate Winslet breasts" to see more.)
5) Anna Popplewell - ENGLISH ROSE.
6) Ellen Page - Because I watched a bit of X3 on tv the other day and remembered how cute she is (and how bad the movie is.)
7) Katy Perry - Because someone posted that bikini pic again.
8) Kandyse McClure - I rewatched the suicide scene a couple of times.
9) Megan Fox - I don't want to like her but I do.
10) Anna Paquin - Found some high qualities of a shoot I hadn't seen before, so it's enough to get her back on.
 
Yeah, Dee looked hot for her death scene. What was she humming, though?

Anyways...NICE LIST.
 
SHE WAS HUMMING SOME EARTH SONG BECAUSE SHE'S A CYLON TOO, OMG YOU'VE CRACKED IT.
 
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