CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Should just have called it TITSOC.
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Top Tens for 2009
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#16
1) Scarlett Johansson - New permanent number one.
2) Summer Glau - Renew Summer Glau! Send Summer Glaus to the network.
3) Lily Allen - I never thought I'd be a Lily Allen fan a couple of years ago.
4) Natalie Portman - No new images of her in ages, so no real reason...but she's Natalie.
5) Emma Watson - Happy birthday!
6) Tania Raymonde - Returned to Lost (for about a minute.)
7) Lacey Chabert - Because I watched some Lost In Space on tv and she was hot when she was 16 so I looked her up now and found she was still hot...in a different way (a huge breasts way.)
8) Elizabeth Mitchell - Big dirty breasts.
9) Chloe Annett - Looked really good on Red Dwarf last week.
10) Kelly Brook - I saw some pics of her in a bikini or something.
11) Megan Fox - Yes she's overrated but she IS also very hot and I'm appreciating her more now, sorry.
12) Sophie Winkleman - I'd like to "Sophie" her "Winkle", "man".
13) Evangeline Lilly - Has freckles.
14) Katy Perry - Found a pic of her I meant to post...
15) Eliza Dushku - Even I can't ignore the dominatrix outfit.
16) Zuleikha Robinson - Curvy.
17) Michelle Trachtenberg - Burned out on her but the Myspace video got her on.
18) Holly Willoughby - Pretty, large breasts.
19) Hayden Panettiere - I thought she looked good in the latest Heroes. Sorry again.
20) Dichen Lachman - Very tentative first rating.
SO I was feeling burned out and was going to make this a list of unusual and controversial choices. But then I remembered I had promised to update the Wacky Hot 100 by the end of April so I've decided to do it WITHIN A WEEK so I beefed this up to a top 20. It is also possible that the Wacky Hot 100 could be so epic that it will finally cure me of my autistic obsession with ranking female celebrities and this could be the last weekly list EVER.
1) Scarlett Johansson - New permanent number one.
2) Summer Glau - Renew Summer Glau! Send Summer Glaus to the network.
3) Lily Allen - I never thought I'd be a Lily Allen fan a couple of years ago.
4) Natalie Portman - No new images of her in ages, so no real reason...but she's Natalie.
5) Emma Watson - Happy birthday!
6) Tania Raymonde - Returned to Lost (for about a minute.)
7) Lacey Chabert - Because I watched some Lost In Space on tv and she was hot when she was 16 so I looked her up now and found she was still hot...in a different way (a huge breasts way.)
8) Elizabeth Mitchell - Big dirty breasts.
9) Chloe Annett - Looked really good on Red Dwarf last week.
10) Kelly Brook - I saw some pics of her in a bikini or something.
11) Megan Fox - Yes she's overrated but she IS also very hot and I'm appreciating her more now, sorry.
12) Sophie Winkleman - I'd like to "Sophie" her "Winkle", "man".
13) Evangeline Lilly - Has freckles.
14) Katy Perry - Found a pic of her I meant to post...
15) Eliza Dushku - Even I can't ignore the dominatrix outfit.
16) Zuleikha Robinson - Curvy.
17) Michelle Trachtenberg - Burned out on her but the Myspace video got her on.
18) Holly Willoughby - Pretty, large breasts.
19) Hayden Panettiere - I thought she looked good in the latest Heroes. Sorry again.
20) Dichen Lachman - Very tentative first rating.
SO I was feeling burned out and was going to make this a list of unusual and controversial choices. But then I remembered I had promised to update the Wacky Hot 100 by the end of April so I've decided to do it WITHIN A WEEK so I beefed this up to a top 20. It is also possible that the Wacky Hot 100 could be so epic that it will finally cure me of my autistic obsession with ranking female celebrities and this could be the last weekly list EVER.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#17
1) Scarlett Johansson
2) Lacey Chabert - Like a hotter (to my eyes) version of Jennifer Love Hewitt.
3) Natalie Portman - Won the Wacky Hot One Hundred, BUT CAN SHE DO IT AGAIN NEXT TIME. The road goes ever on.
4) Summer Glau
5) Kandyse McClure - I was looking through the Hot 100 and she stood out as someone who should be higher.
6) Evangeline Lilly
7) Zoe Saldana
8) Michelle Trachtenberg
9) Kate Walsh - Or Kate Sidemouth if you're Fuddlemiff.
10) Emma Watson - Getting burned out on her!
I COULDN'T DO IT, COULDN'T BREAK THE CYCLE. It goes on and on forever and ever and ever and ever...
1) Scarlett Johansson
2) Lacey Chabert - Like a hotter (to my eyes) version of Jennifer Love Hewitt.
3) Natalie Portman - Won the Wacky Hot One Hundred, BUT CAN SHE DO IT AGAIN NEXT TIME. The road goes ever on.
4) Summer Glau
5) Kandyse McClure - I was looking through the Hot 100 and she stood out as someone who should be higher.
6) Evangeline Lilly
7) Zoe Saldana
8) Michelle Trachtenberg
9) Kate Walsh - Or Kate Sidemouth if you're Fuddlemiff.
10) Emma Watson - Getting burned out on her!
I COULDN'T DO IT, COULDN'T BREAK THE CYCLE. It goes on and on forever and ever and ever and ever...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#18
Top 20 BECAUSE of the FHM list and the Wacky Hot 100 giving me various names I haven't had for a while and new names and such and AAH TOO MUCH...
1) Scarlett Johansson - Still seemingly permanent...
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - Jumping back up the charts!
3) Taylor Swift - They keep going on about her on SP and she is all nice and clean and lovely and HIGH NEW ENTRY.
4) Isabel Lucas - She looks a bit like Emma Watson only Australian and in a bikini.
5) Summer Glau - Summer's almost here!
6) Lacey Chabert - Cute face, hot body, CAN'T REALLY ARGUE WITH THAT.
7) Megan Fox - Yes I now EVERYONE rates her highly and it's annoying...but I've concluded there's a good reason for that (she's fucking hot.)
8) Eliza Dushku - I thought she looked REALLY good in the latest Dollhouse for some reason.
9) Serinda Swan - LATE inclusion because Whisky posted that thread and she was really hot in that Smallville and I look her up and the hotness is consistent so THERE YOU GO.
10) Adriana Lima - I looked her up because ctmelvital suggested I do in the FHM thread and yes she's very hot. I don't include models much because I'm more likely to see girls on tv or singing and they feel more "real" to me or whatever and it's not even strictly a "hotness" list so I'm under no obligation to just look up models...but anyway, here she is.
11) Hannah Spearritt - Yeah, really.
12) Rihanna - She has a nice ass.
13) Emily Blunt - SULTRY.
14) Eva Green - Because I haven't included her in a while and she ALWAYS deserves it.
15) Margot Robbie - Donna from Neighbours. Yep.
16) Pink - Because I used to find her hot and just remembered that and she's still hot from what I've seen in an unconventional way OF COURSE.
17) Emma Watson - Still a bit burned out.
18) Zooey Deschanl - CUTE.
19) Anne Hathaway - CUTE.
20) Kristen Stewart - DIRTY CUTE.
Yeah, this isn't getting out of control at all...
Top 20 BECAUSE of the FHM list and the Wacky Hot 100 giving me various names I haven't had for a while and new names and such and AAH TOO MUCH...
1) Scarlett Johansson - Still seemingly permanent...
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - Jumping back up the charts!
3) Taylor Swift - They keep going on about her on SP and she is all nice and clean and lovely and HIGH NEW ENTRY.
4) Isabel Lucas - She looks a bit like Emma Watson only Australian and in a bikini.
5) Summer Glau - Summer's almost here!
6) Lacey Chabert - Cute face, hot body, CAN'T REALLY ARGUE WITH THAT.
7) Megan Fox - Yes I now EVERYONE rates her highly and it's annoying...but I've concluded there's a good reason for that (she's fucking hot.)
8) Eliza Dushku - I thought she looked REALLY good in the latest Dollhouse for some reason.
9) Serinda Swan - LATE inclusion because Whisky posted that thread and she was really hot in that Smallville and I look her up and the hotness is consistent so THERE YOU GO.
10) Adriana Lima - I looked her up because ctmelvital suggested I do in the FHM thread and yes she's very hot. I don't include models much because I'm more likely to see girls on tv or singing and they feel more "real" to me or whatever and it's not even strictly a "hotness" list so I'm under no obligation to just look up models...but anyway, here she is.
11) Hannah Spearritt - Yeah, really.
12) Rihanna - She has a nice ass.
13) Emily Blunt - SULTRY.
14) Eva Green - Because I haven't included her in a while and she ALWAYS deserves it.
15) Margot Robbie - Donna from Neighbours. Yep.
16) Pink - Because I used to find her hot and just remembered that and she's still hot from what I've seen in an unconventional way OF COURSE.
17) Emma Watson - Still a bit burned out.
18) Zooey Deschanl - CUTE.
19) Anne Hathaway - CUTE.
20) Kristen Stewart - DIRTY CUTE.
Yeah, this isn't getting out of control at all...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'll make money out of it one day!
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
I'M HAPPY SHE'S AT NUMBER 2.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Not even close.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It's all a load of dingy toast anyway.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#19
Top 20 special because I have Asperger's.
1) Emily Blunt - New permanent number one (for this week anyway.)
2) Scarlett Johansson - Finally knocked off the top spot.
3) Olivia Wilde - Beautiful actress I've overlooked for a while, BUT NO MORE.
4) Mila Kunis - So much hotter than Kristen Bell.
5) Taylor Swift - The next big thing!?
6) Hannah Spearritt - Seriously.
7) Amber Heard - Because Mal posted that video on LONAF and I looked her up and hello there!
8) Pink - Really sexy.
9) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her nurse show doesn't look all that compelling.
10) Summer Glau - Dream girl. Disappointingly lame dream, granted.
11) Eliza Dushku - Has arrived.
12) Isabel Lucas - Lovely.
13) Maryse Oullet - Blatantly the hottest WWE "Diva".
14) Kate Walsh - Probably won't win The Apprentice BUT MIGHT WIN MY HEART.
15) Anna Paquin - She's back!
16) Ellen Page - Because I watched a few minutes of X3 on tv (IT WAS A FEW TOO MANY) and she was really cute.
17) Dichen Lachman - Controversial!
18) Lacey Chabert - Cute.
19) Anne Hathaway - Cute.
20) Zoe Saldana - Not sure quite how hot she is but she looks hot sometimes.
YEAH.
Top 20 special because I have Asperger's.
1) Emily Blunt - New permanent number one (for this week anyway.)
2) Scarlett Johansson - Finally knocked off the top spot.
3) Olivia Wilde - Beautiful actress I've overlooked for a while, BUT NO MORE.
4) Mila Kunis - So much hotter than Kristen Bell.
5) Taylor Swift - The next big thing!?
6) Hannah Spearritt - Seriously.
7) Amber Heard - Because Mal posted that video on LONAF and I looked her up and hello there!
8) Pink - Really sexy.
9) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her nurse show doesn't look all that compelling.
10) Summer Glau - Dream girl. Disappointingly lame dream, granted.
11) Eliza Dushku - Has arrived.
12) Isabel Lucas - Lovely.
13) Maryse Oullet - Blatantly the hottest WWE "Diva".
14) Kate Walsh - Probably won't win The Apprentice BUT MIGHT WIN MY HEART.
15) Anna Paquin - She's back!
16) Ellen Page - Because I watched a few minutes of X3 on tv (IT WAS A FEW TOO MANY) and she was really cute.
17) Dichen Lachman - Controversial!
18) Lacey Chabert - Cute.
19) Anne Hathaway - Cute.
20) Zoe Saldana - Not sure quite how hot she is but she looks hot sometimes.
YEAH.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
I'LL WATCH MICHELLE'S NURSE SHOW AND I'LL LIKE IT DAMNIT.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Someone has to!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Wouldn't be the first time!
(I have no idea what I mean.)
(I have no idea what I mean.)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
#20
TOP FIFTEEN SPECIAL
1) Amy Acker - I fall in love with Amy Acker every few years then forget about her when whatever show she's in is cancelled. MAYBE IT WILL LAST THIS TIME.
2) Emily Blunt - Sexy/classy/beautiful.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - Michelle/Trachten/berg
4) Olivia Wilde - She's not a number one (MAXIM) but she is really good looking I THINK.
5) Natalie Portman - Seems to be recovering from the infamous "bad pics" of a few weeks ago and becoming Natalie again.
6) Scarlett Johansson - No explanation necessary.
7) Mila Kunis - Hot.
8) Rihanna - "Oh look at me I'm naked."
9) Julie Benz - Was she pregnant IN REAL LIFE during Dexter season 3? Because her tits and ass seem to have gotten bigger. And that's a good thing.
10) Taylor Swift - CUTE.
11) Summer Glau - SUMMER'S COMING (lol cumming.)
12) Margot Robbie - Eww, Zeke.
13) Caitlin Stasey - I liked her nose.
14) Kari Bryon - I'd "bust" her up (in a sex way.)
15) Pink - Sexy in a rough way!
TOP FIFTEEN SPECIAL
1) Amy Acker - I fall in love with Amy Acker every few years then forget about her when whatever show she's in is cancelled. MAYBE IT WILL LAST THIS TIME.
2) Emily Blunt - Sexy/classy/beautiful.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - Michelle/Trachten/berg
4) Olivia Wilde - She's not a number one (MAXIM) but she is really good looking I THINK.
5) Natalie Portman - Seems to be recovering from the infamous "bad pics" of a few weeks ago and becoming Natalie again.
6) Scarlett Johansson - No explanation necessary.
7) Mila Kunis - Hot.
8) Rihanna - "Oh look at me I'm naked."
9) Julie Benz - Was she pregnant IN REAL LIFE during Dexter season 3? Because her tits and ass seem to have gotten bigger. And that's a good thing.
10) Taylor Swift - CUTE.
11) Summer Glau - SUMMER'S COMING (lol cumming.)
12) Margot Robbie - Eww, Zeke.
13) Caitlin Stasey - I liked her nose.
14) Kari Bryon - I'd "bust" her up (in a sex way.)
15) Pink - Sexy in a rough way!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
It is quite the juicy bit of irony that Mila Kunis is the voice of Meg Griffin.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
As was Lacey Chabert at the start.