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Top Tens for 2009

Taylor Swift was on the TV last night, looking cute as ever.
 
MAYBE SHE'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK.
 
She's a fitty, aight.
 
#23

1) Olivia Wilde - Has been rising up the rankings lately and the return of House convinced me she deserved the top spot.
2) Amy Acker - Knocked off the top at last.
3) Kari Byron - Pretty.
4) Taylor Swift - Lovely.
5) Katie McGrath - Because I found an image site.
6) Anna Paquin - YES I LIKE PAQUIN AGAIN, get over it!
7) Emily Blunt - She's got a sexiness.
8) Katy Perry - Has large breasts.
9) Karen Gillan - See what you've let yourself in for, lass?
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - Nice lips.
11) Yvonne Stahvoski
12) Dr. Alice Roberts - Thinking man's totty!
13) Felicia Day - It's a cute redheads special!
14) Allison Mack - Surprise return as I thought she looked cute on a recent Shitville, aight?
15) Megan Fox - SORRY but she's hot.
 
Kari Byron-didn't know you all got Mythbusters in the U.K. GOOD CALL.

Still don't "get" Swift, but then I'm closing in on my 38th birthday so maybe it's a "young bloke's" "thing".

Glad to see Amy Adams off the list-Isla Fisher is a prettier version of Amy Adams anyway.

I think you voted for Katie McGrath just because she's married to JJ Abrams.

Wasn't familiar with Felica or Doc Alice, they seem like ok if slightly average choices.

Starting to really like Paquin's face and gap-toothed smile.
 
Katie McGrath isn't the one who's married to JJ, she's an actress in the BBC series 'Merlin'.
 
#24

1) Anna Paquin - And why not.
2) Katie McGrath
3) Rihanna - Hottest popslut.
4) Jennifer Carpenter - From Dexter.
5) Natalie Portman - Happy birthday!
6) Kate Walsh - I would have hired her...FOR SEX.
7) Noirin Kelly - YES she's a BB constestant and I said I wouldn't include them again BUT FUCK IT, she's hot.
8) Kym Valentine
9) Amy Acker
10) Michelle Trachtenberg
 
24

1) Anna Paquin - And why not.-Good choice, I'm really liking her lips lately.
2) Katie McGrath-+1
3) Rihanna - Hottest popslut.-Eh, I could go either way. She doesn't do much for me.
4) Jennifer Carpenter - From Dexter.-Not my type, far too deer-like for my tastes.
5) Natalie Portman - Happy birthday!-always solid!
6) Kate Walsh - I would have hired her...FOR SEX.-Looked better when she was on The Drew Carey Show. F'realz.
7) Noirin Kelly - YES she's a BB constestant and I said I wouldn't include them again BUT FUCK IT, she's hot.-Can only find 1 pic of her, but she's attractive, yes.
8) Kym Valentine-Looks a bit like someone else, but I can't put my pecker on it.
9) Amy Acker-Should be #2!
10) Michelle Trachtenberg-Haven't seen her recently, is she still alive?
 
Kate was a finalist on The Apprentice UK.
 
Jennifer Carpenter could use a few carbs.
 
I only found her hot in recent episodes. NO IDEA WHy.
 
#25

1) Anna Paquin - Has breasts.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - Hottest Buffy Babe.
3) Amy Acker
4) Allison Mack - Deserves more rankings.
5) Ellen Page - Cute.
6) Katy Perry - Hottest popslut.
7) Noirin Kelly - Her laugh makes me sunshine.
8) Emma Watson - She's back!
9) Margot Robbie
10) Olivia Wilde - Lesbian scene in House this week.
 
Now I can rest in peace.
 
clicky

Cheeky noirin! She is so religious
 
The topless pic is probably fake though.
 
Topless pic wherenow?
 
Wacky, don't you find it hard to limit yourself to just 10?
 
sometimes
 
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