Top Tens for 2009

[The Tomtrek]

(I know that and I wasn't being 100% serious)

 

[CaptainWacky]

STOP BULLYING ME. I'M REALLY UPSET NOW.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#34

1) Anna Paquin - She's back (getting her tits out)!
2) Shakira- Hottest pop music girl of our generation.
3) Felicia Day - A nerd's wet dream (I'm a nerd.)
4) Adriana Lima - I was looking through my images and she stuck out as someone I should have rated more often.
5) Emily Blunt - Hottest English actress.
6) Karen Gillan - She has arrived.
7) Scarlett Johansson - Finally knocked off HER PEDESTAL.
8) Hira Habibshah - Because I meant to rate her highly two weeks ago then a bit lower the next week but only remembered to do it last week.
9) Noirin Kelly - "Hello, Nuts Magazine? I'd like to sell you MY SOUL."
10) Lily Allen - Has nipples. I've seen them.
11) Pippa Black - ELLE ROBINSON
12) Keira Knightley - Seems to be finally getting back on the right track so I'm including her to encourage her to keep it up.
13) Zoe Saldana - Not sure why.
14) Emma Watson - Thanks to Tisi!
15) Ellen Page - Not as hot as Paquin.

 

[SaintLucifer]

But dude...Olivia Munn. DUDE!

Boring. Emma Watson makes that bitch look like a fucking dog. Out of every name I have seen, Emma Watson is tops.

 

[SaintLucifer]

#34

1) Anna Paquin - She's back (getting her tits out)!
2) Shakira- Hottest pop music girl of our generation.
3) Felicia Day - A nerd's wet dream (I'm a nerd.)
4) Adriana Lima - I was looking through my images and she stuck out as someone I should have rated more often.
5) Emily Blunt - Hottest English actress.
6) Karen Gillan - She has arrived.
7) Scarlett Johansson - Finally knocked off HER PEDESTAL.
8) Hira Habibshah - Because I meant to rate her highly two weeks ago then a bit lower the next week but only remembered to do it last week.
9) Noirin Kelly - "Hello, Nuts Magazine? I'd like to sell you MY SOUL."
10) Lily Allen - Has nipples. I've seen them.
11) Pippa Black - ELLE ROBINSON
12) Keira Knightley - Seems to be finally getting back on the right track so I'm including her to encourage her to keep it up.
13) Zoe Saldana - Not sure why.
14) Emma Watson - Thanks to Tisi!
15) Ellen Page - Not as hot as Paquin.

or

Please... bitch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like Emma Watson.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#35

1) Natalie Portman - She's NATALIE PORTMAN, for fuck's sake, what do you expect?
2) Scarlett Johansson
3) Michelle Trachtenberg
4) Keira Knightley - I've decided she's BACK. Even if she isn't.
5) Emma Watson
6) Shakira
7) Felicia Day - I like her mouth and hats, thank you very much.
8) Emily Blunt
9) Megan Fox - YES, she's hot, get over it.
10) Lily Allen
11) Katy Perry - Large breasts.
12) Evangeline Lilly - I just remembered that she's hot.
13) Ellen Page - Something really sexy about her.
14) Hira Habibshah
15) Katie McGrath

THAT'S IT, I'M DONE, FOREVER, THIS IS THE END, BYE

 

[The Tomtrek]

You are my sunshine.

 

[Henoch]

megan Fox is gettin' waaaay too many tatoos these days...if u dig her you r into guys imo.

 

[The Tomtrek]

My views on Megan Fox have been well stated before (I'm not really a fan).

 

[Henoch]

Yeah, Megan Fox soon to beCUM an INK BLOT!! Where there was once a fleshy blotch of UNtouched skin...there is only INK!! What a stupid CUNT! She just needs blungeoned to death IMO!!! issed:

Best drugs just consume her.

Or a shark bite off her stupid ass head!!

She is my official candidate for adult abortion!! yes, better late than NEVER!!!

 

[The Tomtrek]

You're an angry man.

 

[Henoch]

You're an angry man.

I am...LOVE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like her when the tattoos are covered and she isn't wearing fake tan.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

She nice, she has breasts and a pussy, which is pretty frickin' sweet, if you ax me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm not like that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

#36

1) Natalie Portman - Natalie Portman
2) Kate Winslet - Should have included her a lot more often over the last two years, sorry.
3) Keira Knightley - Welcome home, Keira. Welcome home.
4) Kari Bryon - Been watching Mythbusters again.
5) Emily Blunt - Her accent is hot.
6) Shakira - Has honest hips.
7) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's fair to say she's pale.
8) Michelle Forbes - I will NEVER use the term "MILF" but she is certainly a hot older woman.
9) Zooey Deschanel - I saw an ad for her new movie and she looked lovely.
10) Margot Robbie - Ugly name for a PRETTY GIRL.
11) Deborah Ann Woll - I'd let her bite me.
12) Megan Fox - Hot.
13) Felicia Day - Cute.
14) Katy Perry - Breasts.
15) Katie McGrath - Also breasts.

 

[The Tomtrek]

She sure is pale!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Keira video for Tomtrek (when his internet isn't being crappy.)

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[The Tomtrek]

I remember her...