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Top Tens for 2014

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Yes! Top tens will continue in 2014 in the form of this thread. I can't stop. Ever.

You should all know the deal by now: this isn't supposed to be a definitive "hotness" ranking or anything, I'm just ranking them on how much they appeal to me based on factors that only exist in my head. It's just an autistic obsession thing so don't take it seriously. HERE WE GO.

#1

1) Amy Adams - She really seems to have entered her "CaptainWacky finds her attractive" prime, even though she turns 40 this year (not saying 40 is old, but it's older than, like, 25, ISN'T IT.)
2) Kat Dennings - She's had the best instagram pic of the year so far. Something to be proud of!
3) Sophie Turner - Yeah this is quite possibly going to be her year. She's really tall.
4) Charlize Theron - There was quite a Charlize Theron lull for a while in 2014 but she's back in a big (tall) way!
5) Jenna Coleman - I hope we see Jenna Coleman's beautiful face before autumn.
6) Evangeline Lilly - Someone (it was Fuddlemiff) once said she is a mesmeric beauty and I agree!
7) Abigail Breslin - She has arrived in 2014. Well, she really arrived in late 2013 but it's officially official now.
8) Natalie Dormer - I fucking love Natalie Dormer.
9) Louise Brealey - I literally can't believe I didn't rank her the last time Sherlock was on (or the first time.) I can only apologise.
10) Emma Roberts - She had a good year.
11) Gillian Jacobs - Community is literally back tonight.
12) Katee Sackhoff - I watched Riddick for her so I must like her.
13) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's not looking good for new Trachtenberg material in 2014, is it...
14) Jessica Raine - Another newcomer for 2014!
15) Laura Vandervoort - She wore a hat in England.
16) Rebecca Hall - I hope to see more of her face in 2014.
17) Luisa Zissman - Yeah she's a reality contestant I don't care.
18) Sienna Miller - She is pretty.
19) Caitlin Fitzgerald - Another tall actress. I like that.
20) Maria Kanellis - Yeah she's a wrestling personality I don't care.
 
#2

1) Magda Apanowicz - Instagram pics of Magda are better than actual event pics or professional photoshoots of just about anyone else. Deserves recognition.
2) Jennifer Lawrence - She gets recognition which is good since she's literally one of the best people ever.
3) Gillian Jacobs - Oh, Britta's back on this?
4) Amy Adams - She's still the reigning Queen of 2014.
5) Kat Dennings - She has breasts.
6) Kristen Stewart - Some late breaking Kristen Stewart news gets her on here and could help her a lot next week.
7) Margot Robbie - She has arrived.
8) Keira Knightley - She's still got it in 2014!
9) Kari Byron - I watched Mythbusters for the first time in like five years and she's even better than ever.
10) Anne Hathaway - It would appear she went to the beach.
11) Charlize Theron - Remember that time she wore a bikini I do.
12) Jenna Coleman - One of the prettiest.
13) Amanda Seyfried - She is adorable.
14) Olivia Wilde - She could possibly start to climb back up the rankings in 2014.
15) Scarlett Johansson - I don't find her quite as hot as I used to be she's still really good.
16) Emmy Rossum - I like her.
17) Gwyneth Paltrow - She wore a bikini too.
18) Abigail Breslin - She's cute.
19) Emma Roberts - Good face!
20) Lara Pulver - Good cameo.
21) Louise Brealey - She is good.
22) Minky Kelly - She's minky.
23) Kate Beckinsale - She's still got it!
24) Lily Allen - She needs to follow-up that video from a few months ago, really.
25) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's nice.

Female Celebrity Of The Day is still a thing in 2014 as well!
 
CaptainWacky said:
Yes! Top tens will continue in 2014 in the form of this thread. I can't stop. Ever.

You should all know the deal by now: this isn't supposed to be a definitive "hotness" ranking or anything, I'm just ranking them on how much they appeal to me based on factors that only exist in my head. It's just an autistic obsession thing so don't take it seriously. HERE WE GO.

#1

1) Amy Adams - She really seems to have entered her "CaptainWacky finds her attractive" prime, even though she turns 40 this year (not saying 40 is old, but it's older than, like, 25, ISN'T IT.)
2) Kat Dennings - She's had the best instagram pic of the year so far. Something to be proud of!
3) Sophie Turner - Yeah this is quite possibly going to be her year. She's really tall.
4) Charlize Theron - There was quite a Charlize Theron lull for a while in 2014 but she's back in a big (tall) way!
5) Jenna Coleman - I hope we see Jenna Coleman's beautiful face before autumn.
6) Evangeline Lilly - Someone (it was Fuddlemiff) once said she is a mesmeric beauty and I agree!
7) Abigail Breslin - She has arrived in 2014. Well, she really arrived in late 2013 but it's officially official now.
8) Natalie Dormer - I fucking love Natalie Dormer.
9) Louise Brealey - I literally can't believe I didn't rank her the last time Sherlock was on (or the first time.) I can only apologise.
10) Emma Roberts - She had a good year.
11) Gillian Jacobs - Community is literally back tonight.
12) Katee Sackhoff - I watched Riddick for her so I must like her.
13) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's not looking good for new Trachtenberg material in 2014, is it...
14) Jessica Raine - Another newcomer for 2014!
15) Laura Vandervoort - She wore a hat in England.
16) Rebecca Hall - I hope to see more of her face in 2014.
17) Luisa Zissman - Yeah she's a reality contestant I don't care.
18) Sienna Miller - She is pretty.
19) Caitlin Fitzgerald - Another tall actress. I like that.
20) Maria Kanellis - Yeah she's a wrestling personality I don't care.
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1) Yes. Still tasty after all these years.
2) My personal favorite of the lot, if only because she reminds me of a chick I was nailing once and we somehow set a papasan chair on fire with incense (among other things)
3) Who?
4) Played out.
5) She reminds me of a potato.
6) Still cute, but she's fucking weird. That might be a bonus point.
7-9) Who?
10) Yes.
11) Yes.
12) I would ride on the back of her motorcycle.
13) Should be higher on the list, IMHO!
14) Who?
15) Cute, but I think she might be a Cylon.
16-20) Who?
 
CaptainWacky said:
#2

1) Magda Apanowicz - Instagram pics of Magda are better than actual event pics or professional photoshoots of just about anyone else. Deserves recognition.
2) Jennifer Lawrence - She gets recognition which is good since she's literally one of the best people ever.
3) Gillian Jacobs - Oh, Britta's back on this?
4) Amy Adams - She's still the reigning Queen of 2014.
5) Kat Dennings - She has breasts.
6) Kristen Stewart - Some late breaking Kristen Stewart news gets her on here and could help her a lot next week.
7) Margot Robbie - She has arrived.
8) Keira Knightley - She's still got it in 2014!
9) Kari Byron - I watched Mythbusters for the first time in like five years and she's even better than ever.
10) Anne Hathaway - It would appear she went to the beach.
11) Charlize Theron - Remember that time she wore a bikini I do.
12) Jenna Coleman - One of the prettiest.
13) Amanda Seyfried - She is adorable.
14) Olivia Wilde - She could possibly start to climb back up the rankings in 2014.
15) Scarlett Johansson - I don't find her quite as hot as I used to be she's still really good.
16) Emmy Rossum - I like her.
17) Gwyneth Paltrow - She wore a bikini too.
18) Abigail Breslin - She's cute.
19) Emma Roberts - Good face!
20) Lara Pulver - Good cameo.
21) Louise Brealey - She is good.
22) Minky Kelly - She's minky.
23) Kate Beckinsale - She's still got it!
24) Lily Allen - She needs to follow-up that video from a few months ago, really.
25) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's nice.

Female Celebrity Of The Day is still a thing in 2014 as well!
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1) I love me some Lacey.
2) Quirky. Would not refuse a blowjob offer.
3-5) I think we already covered these.
6) I like her because she reminds me of a moodier brunette Alicia Silverstone (I have issues sometimes)
7) Oh whew. The first time I read that I saw Margot Kidder.
8) I kind of prefer her to Natalie Portman. Don't kill me or anything.
9) She can crank my wrench anytime, if you know what I mean.
10) She looks kind of weird now, I don't know what happened. Would do.
11) Played out.
12) Potato.
13) Oh my hell yes.
14) Nice chick, I've actually touched her.
15) See 11.
16) Yep.
17) I've never trusted her and I never will. I can never forgive her for marrying that dude from Coldplay.
18-22) Meh.
23) Oh HELL yes.
24) Hmmm, I don't think so.
25) Should be further up the list.
 
Beth Behrs Accidentally Touched Kat Dennings' Breast And Conan Went Crazy

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Olivia Wilde Expecting A Baby Boy With Jason Sudeikis

Posted: 01/14/2014 11:01 am EST

Olivia Wilde announced some big news at the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday (Jan. 12).

The mom-to-be revealed that she and fiance Jason Sudeikis are expecting a baby boy -- and that he's due to arrive in May.

“May the fourth be with you,” she told E!'s Ryan Seacrest, explaining that’s how she remembers the date.

Wilde, 29, wowed at the awards show in a skintight, sequined emerald-green Gucci dress, allowing her bump to take center stage.

“Until about a week ago, I just looked fat,” she told People of her wardrobe choice. “I wanted to be like, ‘I’m not fat, I’m pregnant!’”

She even joked about her sexy look on Twitter, writing:

Hahaaaa I just heard someone say I looked like a giant, walking pickle last night at the Globes. As a pickle enthusiast, I thank you.
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) January 14, 2014
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As for her baby boy-to-be, Wilde said her son was bouncing around in her belly all night.

"He was kicking the whole time, going, 'Where are we?!'"

Congrats to Olivia and Jason!
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Deep down we are all pickle enthusiasts.
 
#3

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - I was getting concerned that my Trachtenfeelings hadn't arrived yet in 2014, but they well and truly arrived this week. No one else was considered for number one.
2) Olivia Wilde - Olivia Wilde also climbs back up the rankings (where she belongs!) after being the best person at the Golden Globes.
3) Kristen Stewart - I like the shape of her face bones.
4) Amy Adams - I don't know if I can still call her the Queen of 2014 after being ranked fourth the last two weeks, but still great!
5) Gillian Jacobs - I like everything about Gillian Jacobs.
6) Kat Dennings - And also everything about Kat Dennings.
7) Evan Rachel Wood - Underrated!?
8) Emma Roberts - She's Paletry (pale and pretty.)
9) Anna Kendrick - Good things come in small packages.
10) Minka Kelly - She's a pretty mink.
11) Adelaide Kane - Definitely underrated because she's not in anything I'd watch.
12) Kate Beckinsale - She's still got it!
13) Keira Knightley - Yeah she won the Natalie/Keira war.
14) Isla Fisher - Yep another "underrated" entry here.
15) Taylor Swift - I've always found her hot. So there.
16) Anne Hathaway - I'm glad she didn't die.
17) Michelle Monaghan - True Detective seems like it's going to be a good thing.
18) Louise Brealey - Yes I was disatisfied with elements of Sherlock series 3 and that is my right as a viewer, sorry. Still like her a lot!
19) Lydia Wilson - I remembered she exists!
20) Sarah Silverman - She's not silver or a man!
21) Laura Vandervoort - Bit skinny in Bitten but still good (her, not Bitten.)
22) Hayley Atwell - No reason, just want her in here.
23) Jenna Coleman - Another great English girl.
24) Emilia Clarke - She's pretty.
25) Alison Brie - Annie Is Great, Where's Britta?
 
#4

1) Abigail Breslin - And she's just getting started.
2) Kat Dennings - Her cat touches her face a lot.
3) Magda Apanowicz - She is so Canadian and so Magda.
4) Kristen Stewart - I find her face attractive.
5) Anne Hathaway - Her smile is nice.
6) Michelle Trachtenberg - Pale chest.
7) Amy Adams - Amy Adams is good in every way.
8) Jenna Coleman - Her face is one of the best faces to ever be a face.
9) Keira Knightley - I like her face in motion.
10) Emilia Clarke - Making a comeback.
11) Alexandra Daddario - An impressive debut.
12) Elisabeth Moss - She's really quite underrated.
13) Natalie Dormer - She's followed in the footsteps of that other Natalie by shaving her head (well, partially) and pulling it off.
14) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - MEW makes a long-awaited return to list action!
15) Gillian Jacobs - I dig Gillian Jacobs.
16) Emma Roberts - She's the best Roberts.
17) Anna Chlumsky - A Girl.
18) Anna Kendrick - Cute.
19) Sarah Silverman - Hot.
20) Michelle Monaghan - She is good.
21) Cobie Smulers - She smulders.
22) Evan Rachel Wood - Underrated.
23) Taissa Farmiga - Cuteness.
24) Luisa Zissman - Oh why not.
25) Taylor Swift - I like Taylor Swift.
 
Do you catch any shit for your position on 4)? I find her attractive too, but she does seem to inspire a great deal of animosity.

I haven't run into anyone who can clearly explain why.
 
Well the Twilight movies are bad (I've never watched them though!) and people say she always looks miserable, but because they're not looking at the right pictures (she looks miserable when there's paps shouting at her.)
 
#5

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's not Spice Up The World, silly!
2) Gillian Jacobs - Britta is the greatest fictional character of all time?
3) Emma Roberts - If nothing else American Horror Story has given a well deserved boost to Emma Roberts' rankings!
4) Chloe Grace Moretz - Making her debut, she's so pretty that I'm scared it'll cause a Prettiness Singularity that will destroy the universe.
5) Anna Kendrick - She's hot to the kind of people who write weekly lists about that they find attractive kind of hot.
6) Emily Browning - She's basically one of the best looking girls ever but she literally disappears for five years so I forget about her.
7) Magda Apanowicz - Instagram superstar.
8) Gemma Arterton - One of the best English girls.
9) Kat Dennings - One of the best girls.
10) Abigail Breslin - I like her.
11) Kristen Stewart - I find her face very attractive.
12) Taylor Swift - She's fierce.
13) Alexandra Daddario - She keeps making me think of Wario.
14) Hannah Murray - She's super cute.
15) Alison Brie - She also looked good in Community last week.
16) Ruth Wilson - She's sexy in an odd kind of way.
17) Luisa Zissman - This will probably be the last time I see her.
18) Juno Temple - I think she has a contract where she only does movies if there's nudity.
19) Imogen Poots - She's still Pooting.
20) Emma Willis - Legs.
 
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