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Top Tens for 2014

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#6

1) Emma Roberts - She has earned a number one ranking after keeping me watching American Horror Story all season.
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - She is the future of female celebrities. But now!
3) Kat Dennings - She is the best person at tweeting images of herself with a cat.
4) Sarah Silverman - She is actually one of the best ever.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - Pale lady.
6) Gillian Jacobs - I like this actress.
7) Kristen Stewart - I believe I have mentioned that I like her face.
8) Rooney Mara - I like her.
9) Olivia Wilde - Still pregnant!
10) Nicole Beharie - Curvy.
11) Laura Vandervoort - Good Canadian.
12) Taylor Swift - She is leggy.
13) Alison Brie - Blue eyes.
14) Minka Kelly - She is attractive.
15) Abigail Breslin - Another rising star.
16) Cobie Smulders - Good face.
17) Jenna Coleman - She is pretty.
18) Ruth Wilson - She's got something.
19) Lily Collins - She seems like one to watch!
20) Brie Larson - She's nice.

Female Celebrity Of The Day is still around as well.
 
Is that Natalie and that hairy guy she went out with about ten years ago or Natalie and Russell Brand (who she never went out with)?
 
#7

1) Magda Apanowicz - She has the highest level of "Magda" and "Apanowicz" of anyone.
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - She has arrived.
3) Laura Vandervoort - She has been "bringing it" lately.
4) Gillian Jacobs - She is great in every way.
5) Emma Roberts - Emma Roberts has established herself as one of the best girls.
6) Anna Kendrick - The Queen of Fashion Week!?
7) Kat Dennings - Blah blah blah loves her cat blah blah blah breasts.
8) Sophie Turner - Oh Sansa.
9) Lauren Cohan - Underrated?
10) Nicole Beharie - Very curvy.
11) Taylor Swift - Seriously Taylor Swift is great.
12) Elizabeth Olsen - I was right about her being one to watch.
13) Emilia Clarke - She is pretty.
14) Alexandra Daddario - NOT WARIO.
15) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like her.
16) Eva Green - She's still got it.
17) Olivia Wilde - She's still pregnant.
18) Minka Kelly - Pretty.
19) Rose Leslie - What does Jon Snow know?
20) Ariel Kaplan - New entry.
21) Isla Fisher - We don't see her enough.
22) Jessica Parker Kennedy - Naked a lot.
23) Abigail Breslin - She is good.
24) Hannah New - She is new.
25) Amy Adams - Strange fashion choice recently.
 
#8

!) Emma Roberts - New permanent number one!?
2) Imogen Poots - I think we might finally be living in the Year Of Poots.
3) Chloe Grace Moretz - I really wasn't joking when I said she has arrived.
4) Emily Browning - Pleasingly it might also be the Year Of Browning as well.
5) Gillian Jacobs - She puts the "Gill" in "Gillian" (she's attractive I mean.)
6) Kate Mara - Her younger sister beat her by a couple of years, but Kate finally makes a well deserved top ten debut!
7) Magda Apanowicz - Everyone loves Magda (everyone who knows her anyway.)
8) Laura Vandervoort - She's maintaining a steady level of "being really hot."
9) Lauren Cohan - She looks good killing things.
10) Olivia Wilde - I still like her.
11) Jessica Pare - Holy shit there's a lot of Canadians this week.
12) Evangeline Lilly - SEE?
13) Michelle Trachtenberg - Sarah Michelle Gellar didn't make the cut sorry.
14) Hannah New - She's still New!
15) Anna Kendrick - She's still Kendrick!
16) Jessica Parker Kennedy - Another Canadian by the way.
17) Hannah Murray - She's cute with her teeth.
18) Nicole Beharie - Good lips.
19) Kat Dennings - Good at existing.
20) Amy Adams - Okay she's not Queen of 2014 any more but she's still great.
21) Minka Kelly - Good with purple hair.
22) Kristen Stewart - I am a liker.
23) Sienna Guillory - Bit thin but still nice.
24) Ellen Page - I always knew she was "that way" (Canadian.)
25) Ariel Kaplan - Cute.
 
So how do you put these lists together?

Just wondering...

I know what you wrote but you are constantly changing them so are you watching TV or movies weekly and this changes your ideas of hotness?
 
#9

1) Emma Roberts - Yep, new permanent number one.
2) Kat Dennings - She certainly has a chest!
3) Chloe Grace Moretz - I really see no reason to knock her down from the top three.
4) Imogen Poots - I want to live in her mouth?
5) Kate Mara - She puts the "Kate" in "Mara".
6) Gemma Arterton - Curvy, pale English lady!
7) Gillian Jacobs - They don't call her "GillJac" for nothing.
8) Emmy Rossum - She has arrived.
9) Magda Apanowicz - I believe I have expressed appreciation for Magda Apanowicz before.
10) Sarah Silverman - She is one of the best ever and still going strong.
11) Minka Kelly - Minktastic.
12) Nicole Beharie - She is attractive in many ways.
13) Jenna Coleman - Her nose is a like a perfect triangle of cuteness.
14) Amanda Seyfried - Seriously her hair.
15) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'd save HER date!
16) Hannah New - She is pretty.
17) Alanna Masterson - I'm never going to stop debuting new girls...
18) Ophelia Lovibond - Here's another one!
19) Kristen Connolly - And one more.
20) Eva Green - She's very French.
21) Taylor Momsen - I like her.
22) Olivia Wilde - Still pregnant!
23) Natalie Portman - Natalie finally makes her first list appearance in 2014.
24) Valentina Novakovic - She's still got it.
25) Lily Allen - I don't know sometimes but shorts.
 
#10

1) Ellen Page - My Ellen Page feelings have come flooding back in a serious way. No one else was considered for number one.
2) Kat Dennings - She really does Denning.
3) Gillian Jacobs - I enjoyed last week's Britta centric episode of Community.
4) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - A welcome return.
5) Jennifer Lawrence - I believe in Jennifer Lawrence.
6) Emma Roberts - She had a good run on top.
7) Imogen Poots - Her eyes are burned into my brain.
8) Chloe Grace Moretz - She's only falling because there's been no new pics of her but new pics of everyone else.
9) Anna Kendrick - She is a short person.
10) Eva Green - She's back! With a pale back!
11) Sophie Turner - She's a tall one!
12) Anne Hathaway - She is nice.
13) Magda Apanowicz - She's cute.
14) Evan Rachel Wood - But would she?
15) Kate Mara - House of Maras.
16) Rebecca Hall - She's underrated.
17) Amy Adams - She is lovely.
18) Tamla Kari - I don't know why it took six episodes of the Musketeers to notice that she's hot but there you go.
19) Hannah New - Still fairly new!
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - Remember when she used to go to all the fashion things?
21) Charlize Theron - Blonde.
22) Freema Agyeman - She still exists.
23) Laura Vandervoort - Canadian.
24) Minka Kelly - Probably going to be cancelled.
25) Jessica Biel - Happy birthday.

Female Celebrity Of The Day also exists.
 
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