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Top Tens for 2014

#17

1) Scarlett Johansson - Let's make it four weeks then!
2) Avril Lavigne - Hello Avril, you're so pretty.
3) Magda Apanowicz - The Age of Apanowicz is upon us.
4) Abigail Breslin - I like the short, curvy, pale girls.
5) Kristen Bell - She has arrived.
6) Gillian Jacobs - I'd "six" her "seasons and a movie" (I don't know.)
7) Ellen Page - She renames the dogs. They do not rename her.
8) Chloe Grace Moretz - She has nice hair.
9) Anna Chlumsky - I've liked Anna Chlumsky for a while but now I'm in "Anna Chlumsky is one of the best girls" mode!?
10) Kat Dennings - And then there's Kat Dennings.
11) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - A welcome return.
12) Sophie Turner - Sansa in a hood...
13) Molly C. Quinn - A strong debut.
14) Tatiana Maslany - She is a master of disguise.
15) Chloe Bennet - Good hair.
16) Natalie Dormer - i like her.
17) Willa Holland - She's getting prettier.
18) Emilia Clarke - Game Of Thrones isn't just about rape.
19) Alison Brie - BOO-YAH.
20) Emily Bett Rickards - Good gams (legs.)
21) Emily Kinney - She is sweet.
22) Caity Lotz - She does have "Lotz" in a certain area...
23) Taylor Swift - Legs.
24) Michelle Trachtenberg - Where?
25) Elizabeth Henstridge - Have I done one of my trademark "actually I prefer Chloe Bennet" things?
26) Ariel Kaplan - Cute.
27) Emma Roberts - It happened, I had a "Emma Roberts falls quite a bit" week. I'm not sure why.
28) Rose Leslie - She's good.
29) Laura Vandervoort - Also good.
30) Olivia Wilde - Happy baby!

I'm definetly going to cut down next week.
 
#18

1) Ellen Page - I love Ellen Page.
2) Gillian Jacobs - But also I love Gillian Jacobs.
3) Magda Apanowicz - Violent Magda is the hottest Magda.
4) Avril Lavigne - LOLOLOL!
5) Scarlett Johansson - The streak is over. But it was a great run.
6) Abigail Breslin - I like her.
7) Natalie Dormer - She could "stroke" my "Ser Pounce" if you know what I mean (I mean my cat.)
8) Kristen Bell - She is still in a state of arrival.
9) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Her eyes are good eyes.
10) Jessica Pare - She is the hottest Mad Man (woman.)
11) Chloe Grace Moretz - Beautiful.
12) Anna Chlumsky - More like Anna Curvsky!
13) Michelle Trachtenberg - She provided proof of life.
14) Emilia Clarke - She's hot when she crucifies people.
15) Amanda Seyfried - Hair.
16) Kate Mara - I like this Mara.
17) Elizabeth Olsen - The next big thing?
18) Chloe Bennet - Fucking Ward!
19) Elizabeth Henstridge - She is pretty.
20) Molly C. Quinn - More like Molly Pale Quinn!
21) Emily Kinney - More like Emily Cutey (or is that dehumanising?)!
22) Tatiana Maslany - She said "shite".
23) Sophie Turner - Tall.
24) Emma Roberts - I guess I overdosed on her for a while.
25) Lena Headey - I like her.
26) Natahalie Emmanuel - She could teach my Grey Worm how to read!
27) Ophelia Lovibond - Good name.
28) Anne Hathaway - She'll probably climb back up the list soon.
29) Adelaide Kane - She is good.
30) Willa Holland - She is pretty.

Okay, next week then...
 
#19

1) Kat Dennings - I have seen the light. The "Kat Dennings is the best girl" light.
2) Anne Hathaway - She is back on top form.
3) Emma Roberts - I'm also firmly back in the "Emma Roberts is one of the best girls" state of mind. Pale.
4) Ellen Page - Ellen Page is cuter than Cute Cakes.
5) Gillian Jacobs - Gillian Jacobs is one of the best people ever.
6) Sophie Turner - Takes a big jump back up the rankings by being adorable.
7) Hayley Atwell - I like it when I have reason to think about Hayley Atwell.
8) Avril Lavigne - People should stop being mean to Avril and instead celebrate her physical appearance.
9) Christina Hendricks - I had a "hang on, Christina Hendricks is fucking hot" moment.
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's weird because there's never any new pics but she's possibly my all time number one female celebrity and I'm sure her back is still as pale.
11) Anna Kendrick - More like Anna Cuterick!
12) Liv Tyler - More like LOVE Tyler.
13) Anna Chlumsky - I like how she looks.
14) Magda Apanowicz - She has the highest level of Magdaness.
15) Freema Agyeman - We don't see her enough but she's great.
16) Scarlett Johansson - The inevitable fall.
17) Chloe Bennet - I still think she's hotter...
18) Elizabeth Henstridge - ...but it's very close.
19) Tatiana Maslany - Good bum.
20) Sarah Shahi - She is a person of interest.
21) Chloe Grace Moretz - She is lovely.
22) Emily Kinney - Cutetastic.
23) Emilia Clarke - She will rule.
24) Lara Pulver - I like her when I see her.
25) Katie Cassidy - Wore a bikini a lot. It was good.
26) Taylor Swift - Good skin.
27) Caroline Dhavernas - Hannibal's back.
28) Natalie Dormer - Suprisingly now the third hottest Girl of Thrones?
29) Mae Whitman - I should have had her on before.
30) Zoe Saldana - I like her.

Female Celebrity Of The Day still exists too.
 
#20

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - I've been having Trachtenfeelings. They feel good. They feel right.
2) Ellen Page - I love Ellen Page.
3) Avril Lavigne - In a bikini.
4) Kat Dennings - She has the qualities I find attractive in a female celebrity.
5) Anne Hathaway - More like Angel Hathaway (she's an Angel.)
6) Evan Rachel Wood - She's more than Evan Rachel Good. She's Evan Rachel Great.
7) Emma Roberts - She's been on fire recently (not literally.)
8) Gillian Jacobs - Oh, Britta's not going to ever be seen again?
9) Taylor Swift - Yeah I'm quite into Taylor Swift.
10) Hayley Atwell - Agent of H.O.T.
11) Jessica Pare - Good dresses.
12) Elizabeth Henstridge - Okay she looked hotter this week.
13) Eva Green - She's still got it.
14) Amy Acker - She'll always be Amy Acker.
15) Jennifer Lawrence - She is a cool person who I respect.
16) Scarlett Johansson - I like her.
17) Chloe Bennet - She is pretty with hair.
18) Emmy Rossum - She is very attractive.
19) Sophie Turner - Tall.
20) Anna Chlumsky - Chesty.
21) Natalie Dormer - I like how she moves her face.
22) Elizabeth Olsen - One to watch.
23) Chloe Grace Moretz - I think she's lovely and special.
24) Magda Apanowicz - I don't like it when she's not on Continuum.
25) Emma Watson - Yes, Emma Watson finally returns to the list after a long absence.
26) Rachel Nichols - Pale.
27) Azita Ghanizada - She has nice hair.
28) Charlotte Hope - Nude Of thrones.
29) Katie Cassidy - I've started liking her at last.
30) Tatiana Maslandy - TatMas.
 
Maslany is dating Welsh actor Tom Cullen.
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He's Lord Gillingham on Downton Abbey (he'll be back for season 5 no doubt -- Mary's still making up her mind)

Do you think when Tom and Tatiana are alone, he buries his face in her bosom and cries out "MERRRRRY TATMAS! MERRRRRY TATMAS!!"?
 
#21

1) Gemma Arterton - She has arrived. Again. She's looking really great lately.
2) Ellen Page - I'm really close to declaring her the best girl!?
3) Chloe Grace Moretz - Good grief her face.
4) Kat Dennings - Another one who could easily be number one any week.
5) Eva Green - A great actress and a great lady!
6) Avril Lavigne - The bikini memories are still there.
7) Emily Kinney - She gets more attractive literally every day.
8) Hayley Atwell - I love Hayley Atwell.
9) Amanda Seyfried - A welcome return.
10) Taylor Swift - She has silently become one of the best girls.
11) Magda Apanowicz - With wings.
12) Gillian Jacobs - She's pale.
13) Emma Roberts - She don't give a fuck.
14) Kristen Stewart - Late breaking return.
15) Abigail Breslin - Cuteness.
16) Zoe Saldana - She can guard my galaxy.
17) Anna Chlumsky - I like her.
18) Anna Kendrick - Another strong Anna.
19) Lacey Chabert - Lovely but seldom seen.
20) Jennifer Lawrence - She's great.
21) Elizabeth Henstridge - Nice English lips.
22) Jessica Pare - Stomach.
23) Michelle Trachtenberg - She looks different now. I prefered how she looked before. But still good.
24) Evan Rachel Wood - Evan Rachel Nice!
25) Chloe Bennet - Pretty face.
26) Emilia Clarke - Serve your Queen.
27) Kate Beckinsale - If only she wasn't so tanned.
28) Cobie Smulders - I like her.
29) Charlize Theron - She's good.
30) Caitlin Stasey - Attractive.
 
Our little girl is all grown up...

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#22

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Was going to be ranked fifth, then right before I started this post I saw new pics and yeah she's the best girl ever.
2) Caitlin Stasey - She has arrived in spectacular fashion.
3) Chloe Grace Moretz - I genuinely think she's an angel.
4) Kat Dennings - Top five every week by default and it's not going to change.
5) Ellen Page - She's cuter than Cute Cats Page!
6) Gemma Arterton - I like everything about her.
7) Avril Lavigne - Honestly there's been so many great pics of so many girls this week I almost forgot the fucking great Avril pics.
8) Kristen Stewart - She's fucking hot.
9) Amanda Seyfried - She is beautiful.
10) Genevieve Buechner - Yeah she's actually a top level girl with really low level exposure.
11) Eva Green - Eyes.
12) Magda Apanowicz - One of the best girls.
13) Olivia Wilde - Makes a well deserved return to the list at last. Motherhood suits her.
14) Emily Kinney - She's great.
15) Lacey Chabert - She's great when we see her!
16) Jessica Pare - Goodbye!?
17) Deborah Ann Woll - Getting ready for a big return.
18) Gillian Jacobs - She's at "on the list every week" rather than "highly ranked on the list ever week" stage at the moment.
19) Chloe Bennet - Pretty.
20) Elizabeth Henstridge - Pretty and English.
21) Jennifer Lawrence - She's great.
22) Emily Bett Rickards - I am a fan.
23) Tatiana Maslany - Very talented.
24) Kate Beckinsale - She's still got it!
25) Charlize Theron - Also in possession of "it".
26) Emma Roberts - Lovely.
27) Ming-Na Wen - In glasses!?
28) Sarah Shahi - I like her.
29) Katie Cassidy - I like her too.
30) Billie Piper - You know what? WHY NOT.
 
#23

1) Magda Apanowicz - She has risen back to the top. She's Magtastic.
2) Caitlin Stasey - She is very attractive.
3) Chloe Grace Moretz - I still think she's going to get a number one ranking pretty soon.
4) Emma Roberts - Well hello there, Emma Roberts in a bikini...
5) Sophie Turner - She can walk down MY staircase looking hot/evil any day she wants!
6) Michelle Trachtenberg - Well she's a strong "best girl ever" contender certainly.
7) Kat Dennings - As is Kat Dennings.
8) Eva Green - She's not getting any less Eva Green.
9) Kristen Stewart - Remember like even a year ago I used to deny to myself that Kristen Stewart was hot? That was a waste.
10) Amanda Seyfried - She has fierce eyes.
11) Emily Kinney - She's adorable.
12) Avril Lavigne - I support the continued existence of Avril Lavigne.
13) Keira Knightley - A strong return for her face.
14) Emily Blunt - And making a comeback after several years it's Emily "wait she's really hot" Blunt.
15) Elizabeth Henstridge - I hope Simmons has loads of sex while Fitz is in a coma and feels no guilt.
16) Genevieve Buechner - I like her.
17) Ellen Page - She is small!
18) Katie McGrath - Another returnee.
19) Chloe Bennet - Cute.
20) Lacey Chabert - She's curvy.
21) Gillian Jacobs - Whatever happened to Gillian Jacobs.
22) Tatiana Maslany - She rocks.
23) Hannah New - She's pretty.
24) Hayley Atwell - One of the best English people.
25) Jenna Coleman - So is she!
26) Laci J. Mailey - Pretty obscure!
27) Rose Leslie - Pretty pretty!
28) Nathalie Emmanuel - Her body is good.
29) Anna Chlumsky - I wish she was my "chum" (friend.)
30) Kacey Rohl - Another semi-obscure return for y'all.
 
New soundtrack is the best video game soundtrack ever?

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