Top Tens for 2021

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#21.2

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Is the Trachtencomeback coming back for 2021!?
2) Natalie Portman - She's Natalie Portman.
3) Brie Larson - Still feeling rabidly pro Larson.
4) Zendaya - ZendaYEAH.
5) Jennifer Lawrence - I hope to see more of her.
6) Holly Earl - I love Holly Earl it's official.
7) Emma Stone - I know Cruella is probably a terrible movie but she looks hot in the pics from it?
8) Jameela Jamil - Deserves greatness recognition.
9) Tiya Sircar - She Tiya rulesya.
10) Angourie Rice - More like Angourie Nice!?!?!?
11) Millie Bobby Brown
12) Anjli Mohindra
13) Adelaide Kane
14) Pom Klementieff
15) Larsen Thompson
16) Brec Bassinger
17) Yvette Monreal
18) Kaitlyn Dever
19) Iris Apatow
20) Ella Hunt
21) Nicole de Boer
22) Emily Kinney
23) Gemma Chan
24) Meagan Tandy
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#22.1

1) Karen Gillan - Proof that Scotland has produced at least one good person!
2) Kiernan Shipka - I love her face a lot.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - Yep it's a Trachtencomeback.
4) Avril Lavigne - Continues to be Avril Lavigne.
5) Kat Dennings - She Kat does it.
6) Brie Larson - Brieally good.
7) Reina Hardesty - Strongly one to watch.
8) Holly Earl - Still high-ranking Holly!
9) Margot Robbie - I just randomly started thinking about her again today and yeah she should be here more often.
10) Lauren Tsai - Lauren Tsaigood.
11) Laura Harrier
12) Jennifer Lawrence
13) Emma Stone
14) Bailee Madison
15) Millie Bobby Brown
16) Charlotte Nicdao
17) Pom Klementieff
18) Jameela Jamil
19) Candice Patton
20) Phoebe Tonkin
21) Kathryn Newton
22) Chloe Bennet
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Yeah the MCU definitely has the highest number of attractive female celebrities of any fictional universe (and if you count Fox and Sony Marvel properties then holy shit), but, to be fair, they also have more content than any other fictional universe. Maybe? I guess there's more Star Trek if you add it all up but there's fewer idividual franchises within STar Trek. If you know what i mean. I don't.

Fun fact, Charlotte Nicdao was in Thor: Ragnarok for about four seconds.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#22.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - She is a perfect person.
2) Karen Gillan - I also love the great in every way Karen Gillan.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - The Trachtencomeback continues in my mind.
4) Gemma Arterton - It's great to see her again.
5) Kaitlyn Dever - Another good high level return.
6) Holly Earl - I am in a permanent state of Holly appreciation.
7) Margot Robbie - I am in a permanent state of Margot appreciation.
8) Reina Hardesty - Continues to continue to continue to continue.
9) Sadie Sink - This is a pretty Sink.
10) Billie Eilish - Billie Nicelass.
11) Angourie Rice
12) Emily Kinney
13) Bailee Madison
14) Brie Larson
15) Tay Conti
16) Millie Bobby Brown
17) Adelaide Kane
18) Kathryn Newton
19) Avril Lavigne
20) Emilia Clarke
21) Freema Agyeman
22) Dafne Keen
23) Caity Lotz
24) Nicole Kang
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#23.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - She is so far ahead of everyone else in my mind now that it's almost scary.
2) Florence Pugh - She has arrived.
3) Karen Gillan - I am a fan of this lady.
4) Jameela Jamil - Really really deserves to be ranked high more often.
5) Brie Larson - Brieat Greatson.
6) Elle Fanning - The sweetest cookie.
7) Hailee Steinfeld - It's good to be reminded of her face.
8) Mackenzie Foy - Mackonezie to watch.
9) Reina Hardesty - Continues to be top ten level.
10) Dafne Keen - Also bringing new definition to "one to watch."
11) Nathalie Emmanuel
12) Adelaide Kane
13) Jodie Comer
14) Michelle Trachtenberg
15) Sadie Sink
16) Jennifer Lawrence
17) Billie Eilish
18) Margot Robbie
19) Leven Rambin
20) Charlotte Nicdao
21) Kat Dennings
22) Emily Kinney
23) Gemma Chan
24) Dakota Blue Richards
25) Samara Weaving
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#23.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - Giving strong consideration to changing the stated goal of these lists to the promotion of Kiernan Shipka as permanent number one, with a distant far less important secondary goal of ranking all other girls.
2) Karen Gillan - I also like Karen Gillan a lot though.
3) Emily Ratajkowski - Has been great of late.
4) Dakota Fanning - I have been neglecting this Fanning and it was wrong of me.
5) Dafne Keen - She has arrived.
6) Emily Kinney - Really been into her cuteness this week.
7) Florence Pugh - Continues to be great.
8) Brie Larson - Has been working out a lot!
9) Emma Roberts - It's been a good pale girls week.
10) Jennifer Lawrence - I obey the J-Law.
11) Mackenzie Foy
12) Anya Taylor-Joy
13) Lauren Tsai
14) Millie Bobby Brown
15) Charlotte Nicdao
16) Kaitlyn Dever
17) Asuka
18) Tay Conti
19) Bailee Madison
20) Freema Agyeman
21) Natalie Portman
22) Jodie Comer
23) Anne Hathaway
24) Michelle Trachtenberg
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#24.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - Nobody else comes close.
2) Karen Gillan - I see no reason to bump her down either.
3) Brie Larson - My love for her continues to grow.
4) Emily Ratajkowski - We do love EmRata around here (in my brain.)
5) Sadie Sink - Her sweet face is good for the world.
6) Emily Kinney - If they handed out CUTNESS AWARDS she'd need more hands to hold thme all!
7) Dafne Keen - Would also be attending that awards show.
8) Jennifer Lawrence - Still feeling that she deserves more recognition.
9) Bailee Madison - Has been Baileeing it (bringing it) lately.
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - Hey she can still make the top ten of the top ten.
11) Reina Hardesty
12) Emma Roberts
13) Zendaya
14) Adeline Rudolph
15) Ivana Baquero
16) Charli XCX
17) Emma Stone
18) Charlotte Nicdao
19) Candice Patton
20) Kathryn Newton
21) Pom Klementieff
22) Anna Hopkins
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#24.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - Spoiler: every future list also begins "1) Kiernan Shipka".
2) Karen Gillan - She's done it again!
3) Lauren Tsai - I love the lovely and talented Lauren Tsai.
4) Hailee Steinfeld - Returning to the top level.
5) Elizabeth Olsen - The Lizziest girl.
6) Brie Larson - Continues to be great.
7) Emily Ratajkwoski - Her stomach is a modern miracle.
8) Emma Roberts - One of the best girls.
9) Margot Robbie - It's good to have images of her.
10) Bailee Madison - Has become a permanent top level girl let's face it.
11) Emma Stone
12) Dakota Blue Richards
13) Sadie Sink
14) Asuka
15) Leven Rambin
16) Evangeline Lilly
17) Charlotte Nicdao
18) Anya Taylor-Joy
19) Laura Harrier
20) Mackenzie Foy
21) Meagan Tandy
22) Nicole Kang
23) Isabelle Fuhrman
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#25.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - Nobody else comes close.
2) Elizabeth Olsen - She's Elizabeth Winnin'!
3) Florence Pugh - The "Pugh" (new) hotness.
4) Karen Gillan - I do of course continue to strongly appreciate Karen Gillan.
5) Lauren Tsai - Highly appealing to me.
6) Anya Taylor-Joy - Unique and beautiful features.
7) Hailee Steinfeld - High Ranking Hailee lives up to the name I just invented!
8) Zendaya - Zengreatyeah.
9) Bailee Madison - I like her.
10) Jenna Coleman - They don't call her "Jenna Cutewoman" for nothing!
11) Mackenzie Foy
12) Natalie Portman
13) Charli XCX
14) Margot Robbie
15) Tiya Sircar
16) Millie Bobby Brown
17) Kaitlyn Dever
18) Ella Hunt
19) Charlotte Nicdao
20) Charlotte Hope
21) Pom Klementieff
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#25.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - The Best Girl.
2) Elle Fanning - I do also love the beautiful and pale Elle Fanning.
3) Karen Gillan - I do also love the beautiful and pale Karen Gillan.
4) Natalie Portman - Late breaking high-ranking Natalie return due to her beautiful face? That's what this is!
5) Emma Roberts - The beautiful, and pale, Emma Roberts; I do love also.
6) Elizabeth Olsen - She's great
7) Florence Pugh - Pugh do you think you are.
8) Mackenzie Foy - Good on horses.
9) Lauren Tsai - Her nose scrunches.
10) Margot Robbie - Margood Hottie!?
11) Kat Dennings
12) Zendaya
13) Jenna Coleman
14) Nathalie Emmanuel
15) Reina Hardesty
16) Abigal Breslin
17) Tiya Sircar
18) Dakota Fanning
19) Kate Beckinsale
20) Ariel Winter
21) Adelaide Kane
22) Alison Brie
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#26.1

1) Kiernan Shipka - Literally my fingers typed "1) Kiernan Shipka" automatically I didn't even know I'd done it.
2) Lauren Tsai - That doesn't mean I don't also love other girls like this girl.
3) Adelaide Kane - She is very good in many ways.
4) Karen Gillan - Continues to be the best Scottish girl.
5) Natalie Portman - I like her Natalie mouth.
6) Charlize Theron - It's good to see her again.
7) Brie Larson - I saw gifs of her in glasses and liked them.
8) Elle Fanning - Paler than Elle (Hell).
9) Mackenzie Foy - Not exactly unpale herself.
10) Anne Hathaway - Everybody loves cool Annie.
11) Anya Taylor-Joy
12) Elizabeth Olsen
13) Anna Hopkins
14) Ming-Na Wen
15) Kate Beckinsale
16) Charlotte Nicdao
17) Tam Nakano
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#26.2

1) Kiernan Shipka - The Shipka Singularity.
2) Zendaya - She's good in dresses.
3) Adelaide Kane - This already lovely Australian has grown more lovely.
4) Sadie Sink - I appreciate her hair and pale looks.
5) Gillian Jacobs - Hey it's great to see her.
6) Charlize Theron - More like Charlize Niceone!
7) Reina Hardesty - About ready to move from being "one to watch" to being "great."
8) Karen Gillan - Karen Palin'.
9) Florence Pugh - Winnie the Pugh.
10) Lauren Tsai - I like her.
11) Kaitlyn Dever
12) Mackenzie Foy
13) Meagan Tandy
14) Millie Bobby Brown
15) Bailee Madison
16) Elle Fanning
17) Holly Earl
18) Ivana Baquero
19) Kate Beckinsale
20) Tala Ashe
21) Anna Hopkins
22) Jaimie Alexander
23) Tay Conti
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#27.1

1) Hailee Steinfeld - YEP it happened, somebody beat Kiki this week and it was Hailee she's the Queen now deal with it.
2) Kiernan Shipka - That doesn't mean Kiernan won't be number ever again!
3) Adelaide Kane - I Kane't (can't) believe how good she is.
4) Elle Fanning - The sweetest collection of kitten atoms.
5) Brie Larson - Hey she's great.
6) Sadie Sink - Definitely still liking what this Sink is doing.
7) Zendaya - Tomdaya is real!?!?!
8) Reina Hardesty - I find her Hard(esty) to resist.
9) Charlize Theron - She's great.
10) Gillian Jacobs - They don't call her GillyJacs for nothing!
11) Kat Dennings
12) January Jones
13) Laura Harrier
14) Lauren Tsai
15) Candice Patton
16) Natalie Portman
17) Karen Gillan
18) Margot Robbie
19) Michelle Trachtenberg
20) Brec Bassinger
21) Xia Li
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#27.2

1) Adelaide Kane - YEP it's time the world knew about Adelaide Kane.
2) Hailee Steinfeld - Still has a high chance of ending up as The Best Girl.
3) Zendaya - Oh Hell y(e)a(h.)
4) Sadie Sink - Stop trying to wash your face in her!
5) Bailee Madison - Hottee Hottinson.
6) Kiernan Shipka - Yes it's the "no longer number one" slight drop down the list that always happens don't read into it.
7) Gillian Jacobs - Definitely feeling pro-Jacobs feelings right now.
8) Elle Fanning - The cuteness.
9) Isabelle Fuhrman - Underrated and a half.
10) Reina Hardesty - I'm happy to have been the person to discover her.
11) Laura Harrier
12) Kristen Stewart
13) Cara Delevingne
14) Florence Pugh
15) Meagan Tandy
16) Emily Ratajkowski
17) Dove Cameron
18) Jessica Chastain
19) Tala Ashe
20) Avril Lavigne
21) Anya Taylor-Joy
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#28.1

1) Hailee Steinfeld - Okay, enough; she's definitely the default number one.
2) Bailee Madison - Who could have ever predicted that numbers one and two in 2021 would both end with "ailee."
3) Elle Fanning - She's an Elle of a girl.
4) Adelaide Kane - Australia has a new Queen.
5) Kiernan Shipka - Nobody else has the right to call themself "Kiki."
6) Zendaya - What did we do before Zendaya.
7) Sadie Sink - Cutie Goodnk.
8) Mackenzie Foy - I like her presence.
9) Adeline Rudolph - Just want to remind everyone that I declared her one to watch early.
10) January Jones - It's good that Kiki's mother is also top ten worthy.
11) Candice Patton
12) Isabelle Fuhrman
13) Reina Hardesty
14) Abigail Breslin
15) Millie Bobby Brown
16) Jenna Coleman
17) Brec Bassinger
18) Kairi Sane
19) Emily Ratajkowski
20) Jessica Chastain
21) Michelle Trachtenberg
22) Yvette Monreal
23) Emily Kinney
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#28.2

1) Zendaya - Zendaya, comin' at ya!
2) Abigail Breslin -YEP Abbie's back and I like how she is.
3) Tiya Sircar - Deserves to be this high more often.
4) Gillian Jacobs - Late breaking high level return.
5) Lauren Tsai - Hey I love her.
6) Billie Eilish - Billie aye, lass.
7) Dafne Keen - More like Dafone to watch.
8) Hailee Steinfeld - Still feeling Haiz feelings.
9) Dakota Blue Richards - She tests well in key demos.
10) Karen Gillan - Not illin'
11) Phoebe Tonkin
12) Candice Patton
13) Meagan Tandy
14) Emily Kinney
15) Natalie Dreyfuss
16) Camila Mendes
17) Kat Dennings
18) Tam Nakano
19) Ariel Winter
20) Krysten Ritter
21) Brec Bassinger
22) Yvette Monreal
23) Tay Conti
24) Freema Agyeman
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Sure, now that Zendaya's relationship with Tom Holland has been confirmed in the media... :wah!:
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#29.1

1) Gillian Jacobs - YEP former Wacky Hot One Hundred (it's a thing!) number one Gillian Jacobs climbs back to the top!
2) Kaitlyn Dever - Don't you Dever doubt how good she is.
3) Zendaya - Don't ya wish Tom Holland's girlfriend was Zendaya like her (I don't know.)
4) Abigail Breslin - I just find her very cute and good.
5) Katherine Ryan - Deserving of some recognition.
6) Lily Allen - Hey I actually like Lily Allen too.
7) Lauren Tsai - Her everything is good.
8) Florence Pugh - The Pughiest.
9) Gemma Chan - There's been good pics of her lately.
10) Emma Roberts - I Emma like her.
11) Hailee Steinfeld
12) Adeline Rudolph
13) Felicity Jones
14) Dakota Blue Richards
15) Margot Robbie
16) Scarlett Johansson
17) Rihanna
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
#29.2

1) Hailee Steinfeld - YEP back to thinking she's the best one, deal with it, nerds.
2) Zendaya - You Chani't (can't) deny Zendaya.
3) Kaitlyn Dever - There's been a lot of good her lately!
4) Emma Roberts - I find her to be one of the best girls.
5) Dakota Blue Richards - You can't spell Dakota Blue Richards without DBR!
6) Gillian Jacobs - I will always love Gillian Jacobs.
7) Abigail Breslin - The Breslincomeback was real in 2021.
8) Lily Allen - Continues to be good (for the last fifteen years.)
9) Bailee Madison - Cuter than Cute Harry.
10) Gemma Chan - You Chan't (can't) deny Gemma Chan.
11) Karen Gillan
12) Meagan Tandy
13) Reina Hardesty
14) Alexa Bliss
15) Samara Weaving
16) Freema Agyeman
17) Lauren Tsai
18) Mina Sundwall
19) Amita Suman
20) Asuka
21) Tam Nakano
22) Emily Kinney
23) Larsen Thompson
 
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