Top Tens for 2025

[CaptainWacky]

#47.2

1) Natalie Portman - She is, ultimately, the Queen of all Girls.
2) Hailee Steinfeld - A big bundle of joy.
3) Varada Sethu - Strong top level return.
4) Imogen Poots - I wish her comeback had started in January so that the 2025 list will end up properly representing how great she is.
5) Sadie Sink - Really actually is a top fiver.
6) Sophie Thatcher - Feeling the need to give her top level recognition.
7) Chloe Grace Moretz - One of the most beautiful faces in Face Town.
8) Kiernan Shipka - Kikier than the rest.
9) Isabela Merced - Has done a lot lately and I have noticed and appreciate.
10) Dafne Keen - Still highly Keen on her.
11) Amanda Seyfried
12) Milana Vayntrub
13) Ariana Greenblatt
14) Anna Kendrick
15) Rachel Zegler
16) Laura Harrier
17) Kathryn Newton
18) Cailee Spaeny
19) Anjli Mohindra
20) Millie Gibson
21) Felicity Jones
22) Jessica Henwick
23) Mckenna Grace
24) Sabrina Carpenter
25) Emma Roberts
26) Geraldine Viswanathan
27) Ana de Armas
28) Elle Fanning
29) Freema Agyeman
30) Lauren Tsai
31) Freya Allan

Okay, guys, this has gone too far again. Just because I have autism doesn't mean I have to let my autistic obsessioin control me. I am ENDING the top tens at the end of the year. Next Wacky Hot One Hundred will be the last one. I'll have to do something drastic before then, but in 2026 I WILL be healthier. Almost to the point where I could be mistaken for a neurotypical. Madness first, then sanity.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The only way out is through. The only way I'm ever going to cure myself of autism (it can be done!) is by fully embracing it for one week. Confronting the madness. Daily top tens for a week, then a normal December, then by January it'll be completely out of my system and I'll finally be normal.

#48.1

1) Natalie Portman
2) Imogen Poots
3) Hailee Steinfeld
4) Sophie Thatcher
5) Geraldine Viswanathan
6) Emily Ratajkowski
7) Sadie Sink
8) Amanda Seyfried
9) Yasmeen Fletcher
10) Ella Purnell
11) Varada Sethu
12) Chloe Grace Moretz
13) Lauren Tsai
14) Kathryn Newton
15) Dafne Keen
16) Ariana Greenblatt
17) Katilyn Dever
18) Kiernan Shipka
19) Isabela Merced
20) Milana Vayntrub
21) Sabrina Carpenter
22) Jessica Henwick
23) Anna Kendrick
24) Laura Harrier

Commentary: I AM NOT A WELL MAN. PLEASE SEND HELP. Actually, don't, just wait until 2026. Everything will be better then. Good about Natalie, though! She's the best girl!

 

[CaptainWacky]

#48.2

1) Natalie Portman
2) Kiernan Shipka
3) Ariana Greenblatt
4) Imogen Poots
5) Amanda Seyfried
6) Hailee Steinfeld
7) Chloe Grace Moretz
8) Sadie Sink
9) Sophie Thatcher
10) Varada Sethu
11) Geraldine Viswanathan
12) Emily Ratajkowski
13) Billie Eilish
14) Ana de Armas
15) Samara Weaving
16) Kathryn Newton
17) Kaitlyn Dever
18) Dafne Keen
19) Rachel Zegler
20) Isabela Merced
21) Lauren Tsai
22) Yasmeen Fletcher

COMMENTARY: See? Getting shorter. I am healing. It's all going to be okay. Kiernan shoots up the charts to rival Natalie again, one of the few who can.